Weak Paste

Having a power level below 9,000 and having the name of and have mixed emotions of people named Jen and totally sucking at Super Smash, then you are so weak paste!

Damn, Aaron you are so weak paste at super smash!

by LucasOwnsAaron December 17, 2008

pashley

The village bike ... someone gay that gets ridden a lot.
A slag

U don't wanna go near him, he's a pashley

by Shippo77 December 13, 2007

Paste Face

(V) Getting blown while you take a shit. wiping your ass with everyday household toilet paper. After blowing your load on her face wrap that shit up like paper mache'

cindy insisted on giving me head while I took a shit, so to reward her i gave her the Paste Face.

by Danny InFmS & T.OToole September 8, 2006

Pestle

London/Yardie slang for penis

"Tyrell did gimme the pestle good and propa last night bwoy!"

by LittlemissE June 11, 2009

Pestle

To either:

Throw
or Hit Someones Crotch area eg. Balls/Knob.

Derived from the "pestle" from "pestle and mortar" Being thrown at a Mate of ours Crotch area.

HAHAHA You just got Pestle'd Mate.

by Durranz Jah Bless! March 10, 2007

pastey gangster

A drunk night at a party, followed by Jack in the Box or Taco Bell, which causes a pastey crust to form around your butthole which you can't wipe off unless you have baby wipes.

I ate so much crap that I have a pastey gangster.

by BT Cruiser November 20, 2007

Postler

The inventor of the "Post-T-Vac" as seen on late night infomercials. The Post-T-Vac was originally named the Postler, but the name tested poorly with consumers and was renamed. A little known fact is that the tube was modled after the inventors genitailia. Yes, his penis is long, empty and see thru, just like the Post-T-Vac.

I wish I had a bigger penis, I know...... I will pull on my Postler!

by Dewizzle April 10, 2009