German Profitterol

The act of cumming in a girls mouth and then smearing shit from your asshole across her lips

Dude, she looks like she's enjoying her german profitterol today

by Ze Baker December 29, 2023

vpn ( very profitable niggas)

Someone who doesn’t care about the chart and always blasts with conviction

This guy is a vpn ( very profitable niggas) he didn’t look at the price of the meal

by Sizey December 17, 2025

Profile Housecleaning

Untagging yourself from less than desirable pictures on Facebook or deleting or changing certain aspects of your Facebook profile to make yourself seem cooler/better looking/funnier etc.

Person 1: Hey I tried to tag you in a couple photos from the new years album but it said you had already untagged yourself.

Person 2: Ya just doing a little profile housecleaning. I decided they were bringing my Facebook average down.

by RR360 January 12, 2010

profile anxiety

When a female (or male) feels an unreasonable sense of anxiety when a photograph might be taken of their face (and/or nose) in profile, an angle they find most unflattering.

Susan: OMG, Rebecca, can you delete that photo from your facebook gallery? I hate my nose at that angle.
Rebecca: Susan, you really need to get over your profile anxiety.

by PrincessKatie April 18, 2010

profile parking

When you park your car in an attention whore sort of way so that everyone will see it. This is either done you can show your coworkers, etc. you were obviously there before them, or if you want to show off your car for whatever reason.

That bitch was clearly profile parking so everyone could see her Cayenne

by doubleu December 18, 2010

ProTITS

Noun - An exclamation of awesomeness or coolness, when referring to anything person, place, or thing.

That time you got extra-changed at walgreens, then bought a 6 pack of guiness was ProTITS to say the least.

by kevins loose mom April 3, 2011

Proitis

The very common combination of the laziness a student exhibits on their senior year of high school, otherwise known as senioritis, and procrastination. Thus, senioritis + procrastination = proitis.

1: Dude, have you done your enlgish paper yet?
2: Naw, i will turn it in next class
1: It was due 3 weeks ago! You definately have proitis
2: Can't help it...

by guess who denda is April 25, 2011