pretentious loser

see pretentious indie fuck
or indie fuck

sureyya is a pretentious loser.

by mike July 19, 2004

stage presence

something harry styles has.

basically the ability to grab the audiences attention whether that be by your appearance or your impressiveness - perhaps both, like harry edward styles.

harry styles has the best stage presence ever. dua lipa can’t relate.

by urbigdaddy February 25, 2019

preasent

To be pleasantly present. Or to be present pleasantly.

On the warm summer day near the beach everyone around was preasent and cool with each other.

by edouglaspaul July 9, 2011

Mr./Miss Pretentious

A person who is commonly classified as a non-smoking, bicycle riding, music listening hipster. A person of this definition generally passes judgment on others taste in music, art and culture. They will often be seen in the local café, sneering at you from behind ceramic coffee mugs. Known for soul-shattering awesomeness, a Mr./Miss Pretentious produces uncontrollable madness and jealously in others.

Ok ok, Mr./Miss Pretentious. wah wah wah. (example of intellectual hooliganism that causes a common response in those less facilitated in the understanding of music)

by Mr. Pretentious October 30, 2008

presentate

When one projects an image of unbelievable dedication to their fucking job.

BH said to me "You must presentate an image of cock-sucking and faggotry in order to advance in this world!"

by The Presentater December 18, 2009

Pregent

The black term for the word 'Pregnant'

Tyrone: Yo I got dat bitch pregent.
CJ: Word son!

by Kassanu February 16, 2007

pretentious hipster

oh man... OH MAN! whoever wrote that definition before me. THAT is pretentious hipster talk. Normal hipsters can be alright, but what makes a pretentious hipster different is that they are pretentious as fuck. Pretentious hipsters don't look for new information out of boredom like normal people. To a pretentious hipster, information is something to win arguments with. A way to be the smartest guy in the room. A pretentious hipster is the kind of person who wore his beliefs on his sleeve in highschool. The kind of person who vomits them everywhere at parties, often with an acoustic guitar close at hand. A pretentious hipster cleans his asshole out in public, if you know what I mean. They are the people that drove Kerouac to drink himself to death.

Pretentious Hipster man: "I SO intellectually dominated that guy at borders. As if he knew anything about Faulkner. GOD! it was like something out of a Wes Anderson movie!"

by manwich del mar August 24, 2010