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POONGOON

An elite Fantasy Football team in a league of turds. Known for impeccable trades, acquisitions, and their constant presence at the top of the standings. Name originates from thugs or "goons" who slam hot chick poon.
Damn, the POONGOONS won again.
by Dizzlenodrop November 9, 2014
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fire poking

when your partner leans over, exposing butt hole. than you run, head first, at your partner. when your head is fully lodged in ass, you procede to stand up straight, and bounce. your head will be saturated in hot sause, to help stimulate.
My cousin was fire poking his fiance, but he was sent to the hospital because he passed out from lack of oxygen!!!
by kiwi1313 August 24, 2008
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Poringe

A:Dude, where were you last night?

B:Sorry man, I was on a poringe.
by Unceunce!! October 18, 2010
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poofinger

the finger of choice, usually used by a man, to scratch his other end. causing the finger to sometimes become stained and/or smelly. thus the term poofinger
the customer counted his change with his brown stained poofinger.

my god you hand stinks like ass, did you wash your poofinger today?
by kevin December 22, 2004
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Poking the bear

When a man sticks his dick in his spouse when she is tired, ready to go to sleep and not dtf.
I was in my bed after a long day at work when I felt something poke me from behind. I asked my man what he was doing. He replied "I'm 'Poking the Bear'"
by Michial Verganman November 10, 2017
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poonge

poonge, another word for the female reproductive organs.
"I got some awesome poonge last night" said Billy.
by Zach Fleming May 4, 2006
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poking the tooth

(v) when a person intentionally does something that causes emotional or psychological anguish, such as constantly reading a recent ex's updates on Facebook, or listening to old speeches made by speakers they vehemently disagree with. Phrase is derived from the happenstance of someone having a sore tooth, which they keep purposefully poking at with their tongue, keeping the pain constant, while simultaneously exclaiming "Ow!".
ex 1: I've spent the whole afternoon looking at my ex's photos of her and her new boyfriend at Disneyland. Just poking the tooth, I guess.

ex 2: (person one): "You hate that guy! I've been listening to Rush Limbaugh on the radio for hours today, and it's just been pissing me off!"

(person two): "Why are you poking the tooth like that? Now you'll be in a bad mood all weekend!"
by Scotty Kave October 2, 2009
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