playing the yankees

Masturbating for a male.

I walked in and there he was in front of the computer playing the yankees.

by iggyfenton July 26, 2017

Playing 'yes man'

Referring to the Jim Carey movie Yes Man where he has to say yes to everything and by doing so, his life becomes far more interesting and enjoyable.

What time did you get home after you left the office?
I was playing 'Yes Man' and ended up dancing at a nightclub with strangers until 2 in the morning.

by my mAin Hack October 4, 2017

playing with pud

The act of sitting, rubbing, tugging, talking to and or bathing your pud

Jake Henty loves playing with pud everyday

by Pudman216 February 2, 2018

playing politics

when a politician or political party disagrees with a particular stance merely for the sake of disagreeing with the other side

"I just disproved those feminists on the wage gap and they yelled at me and told me I was bigoted."

"Ahh, they're just playing politics."

by stain45 March 15, 2018

Playing the Devil's Kazoo

Smoking a joint

I hear Tiffany was playing the devil's kazoo after bible study yesterday

by Mr.Fuckernuts June 8, 2018

playing with tea

Derived from the phrase spill the tea and playing with fire, 'playing with tea' is used to describe a situation where someone is hiding the truth and playing games.

"If you're playing with tea, prepared to get burned"

by idreamofsydney September 2, 2018

Playing Stevsie

Spreading your partners butt checks, puckering your lips and playing their butt hole like a tuba, whilst they tried to guess the song.

I was “Playing Stevsie” with my tinder date last night. That woman a sure carry a tune.

by LocoStevsie October 9, 2018