Potato Petiti

It's like comparing two things, and acting like they are the same even though they are not.

Alteration of "Potato, Potato (pronounced differently)"

Bro: Are you skibidi rizz or catholic?
Bro 2: Potato Petiti

by Catman311 November 26, 2024

Gabby Petito

A example of the media's fixation on pretty white girls at a great cost. Gabby Venora Petito was an American blogger who was killed by Brian in August 2021. With Gabby missing, damn did that media go wild. Her story was on the news each night and meanwhile other missing people like 726 native Americans no one gave a shit about. Sadly found dead in September of some unknown year, the media exploded. they thought: "How could a white girl who was hot af be found DEAD?? that's horrible injustice!! Meanwhile, 726 Native American go missing me no care, thought the media. Forget those native Americans, they're fine we NEED to charge Brian!!!!" Brian's family refused to do shit, which fueled media rage. Criticized by a lot of people because the disproportionate coverage was highly racist, thankfully this issue was addressed by the champ of a human named Joseph Petito who set up the petite foundation dedicated to raising awareness of missing minorities. R. I. P. Gabby Venora Petito.

I swear the only reason Gabby Petito was on national Television is because she's a pretty white girl. If she was some native no one would give two craps.

by FugginPARODYbro September 1, 2025

the power of petition

"The power of petition" is a phrase coined on Anarchy Online and Age of Conan servers as it appeared decisions over accounts could be influenced and revoked purely by mustering enough petitions against or in support of an individual.

Lets use the power of petition to get Arnold the level 80 barbarian banned since he sucks in pvp.

by alexjones6666 October 8, 2008

envoyez moi un petit mail

Quite common expression used to get people off your back after a phonecall you wish you never answered.

A: So basically, our company could really help your company save you time and money
B: Oh ok, envoyez moi un petit mail then !

by ILickEyeBalls November 29, 2016

Pulling a Petite

Releasing something and receiving a large sum of donations for said something, only to get depressed for a period of time and leaving with said money in which then spending it on 4 bottles of champagne and pouring said champagne over yourself like the filthy jew you are wheres my fucking 250$ you smelly cunt @petitebob#0001

see above for pulling a petite

by ExiledManagement February 24, 2020

Tu mamá en pelotas

Offensive phrase used by Mexicans to refer to your mom naked

Josh: You're so stupid

Diana: Tu mamá en pelotas wey

by pseudotranslator June 4, 2020

International Throw Petite People Day

6th of June is International Throw Petite People Day, for people who don't like to be called short and thus uneligible for Throw Short People Day on October 21st

Since I you're petite and not short, i'll throw you around on International Throw Petite People Day on June 6th instead

by jeremiahdoe April 15, 2025