Peripheral Dick

Standing at the urinal and out of the corner of your eye you see a blurred penis.

Average Michael: Hey dude, not starring or anything but I can’t help but notice your pissing cock out of the corner of my eye.

Toby Maguire: Ah man don’t sweat it, That’s just Peripheral dick !

Average Michael: love your movies by the way!

Toby: thanks so much man, it’s always nice to meet a fan. What do you do for work ?

Average Mike: I actually recently got laid off for staring at men’s cocks in urinals. Been a tough year.

Toby: you think you’ve got a it rough I’ve got Dinosaur legs.

Michael: oh god I hadn’t noticed!

Toby: well it’s not called peripheral dinosaur legs is it you unemployed loser.

Average mike: dude that’s not very christmasy of you.

Toby: Goodbye my lover, you have been the one. You have been the one for me. Love from Toby (dinosaur legs) Maguire.

by Gibbon_Lips October 19, 2025

Perpendickular

The angular relationship of an erect penis to the body

It was impossible for the other men not to notice he was perpendickular as he exited the shower at the gym.

by Smart as... October 21, 2025

perinelingus

placing a mouth on the perineum.

David has a blackbelt in nippilingus, analingus and perinelingus but has been celibate for years. What a waist.

by saavy chimp October 25, 2025

perimeramic

The view of something from every side at the same time from the outside looking in. The inverse of panoramic.

I wanted to get a tattoo of Stonehenge around my bicep, but first I needed a perimeramic composite photo of the ancient stone structure.

by flossy mcgee January 1, 2026

Lactus Perpetua

Lack of Perfection

You have Lactus Perpetua.

by Dr. Benedictus Haplas dentata February 10, 2018

Yuletide Perineum

The period between Christmas and New Year when you are sick of turkey and Twiglets, and have no idea what day, week or month it is

Hey, Happy Yuletide Perineum, have a twiglet..umm what day is it?

by Peenutz December 29, 2019

down perpetually

To be so horny and pull no hoes that you use any site to find something to cure your down badness

This guy is down perpetually, he's watching porn 24/7.

by sheeesh.2345 May 12, 2021