perpetua

A corn husk

"Wow that girl is such a Perpetua"

"Yeah, flakey and dry"

perpetua by TomatoKind March 16, 2017

perpetua

if you know someone named perpetua, never let them go. they are such an amazing and genuine person and their nicknames can be petchi, petcha, petch petch or peachi. perpetua is so beautiful and has such a kind soul. if you have a friend named perpetua keep them forever.

boy 1: aye that’s perpetua right ?
boy 2: yeah she’s so beautiful

boy 1: yeah she is

perpetua by b-ballplayertbh05 April 12, 2022

Lactus Perpetua

Lack of Perfection

You have Lactus Perpetua.

Lactus Perpetua by Dr. Benedictus Haplas dentata February 10, 2018

Perpetual failure 

Constant disappointment, despite ever-lasting belief that success will eventual happen. Loser. Irrelevant, yet never-ending, drain on society.

Hey Bob, do you think the Toronto Maple Leafs will make it this year? Those rejects? No way! They're a perpetual failure; always have been, always will be.

Perpetual failure by Jackalope Hunter May 19, 2014

Perpetual 25/8 

Never-ending, infinity, on and on, for life infinite,

Your love for me is perpetual 25/8

Perpetual 25/8 by RopeSloper June 16, 2018

perpetual victim 

A person who is constantly facing some sort of hardship or traumatic experience whether true, self-inflicted or completely false. Typically a person is a perpetual victim for the sake of evoking sympathy from others or being the constant center of attention. These hardships are usually extreme and can be (but are not limited to) life-threatening sicknesses, family sicknesses, deaths, natural disasters, financial loss, IRS auditing, relationship problems, etc.

We used to believe Vicki's problems were legitimate, then I started keeping track & realized if she really had all the medical problems she claims she does, then she would be dead by now. Now we all notice she has a different ailment every month & is looking for sympathy. Typical perpetual victim.

perpetual victim by Barbarella February 4, 2008

Perpetual Line Crosser 

Someone who consistently makes comments that cross the line. Someone who doesn't understand witty banter, instead moving to insults. Typically a meathead, or someone who lacks the intelligence to burn someone in a humorous manor...

Person 1: Dude, that shirt is a little chochy...

P.L.C.: Shut up, my shit looks tight, why don't you go fuck yourself...and your mother..

Person 1: Real funny bro

P.L.C.: Like your fucking face bro...hahaha...

Person 1: Dude, you are such a Perpetual Line Crosser.

Perpetual Line Crosser by thechicynic February 15, 2008