penig

the smaller the penig the larger the penis

Ed's got a small penig which means he has a big penis

by Blahblahhihiyeahhhh3 July 22, 2011

Penile Mushroom

Mushroom givin to one's face, made by a male, slapping his penis on someone else's body, and leaving a mark in the shape of a mushroom.

Mother: Ashley L. A.!! What is that on your face!?
Ashley: John gave me a Penile Mushroom, Mom. I was going to sleep with him, but he slapped me with his dick, so I don't want to anymore.

Mother: Well now at least you might not be as much of a whore.

Ashley: Mom!!! >:(

by GanGanGirl April 11, 2014

Penile Retardation

A penis that became deformed after undergoing extensive rubbing and or punching/ biting; A stabbed cock; "You you know cock torture? It's the repercussions of that."

Yo dude, don't stick that #2 in your dick bro, I did that. Now i suffer from PENILE RETARDATION. You may not notice the effects at first but i assure you they are insidious.

by psylence July 11, 2015

Penile Asphyxiation

Asphyxiation on an erect or flaccid penis, hopefully ending in death

I often have erotic fantasies of Mother and we engage in penile asphyxiation.

by Chou Nox October 17, 2015

penii

An incorrect "plural" of penis.

He is stupid, he thinks that penii is the plural of penis.

by OnlyProperDefinitions August 10, 2016

Penile delinquency

The habitual committing of criminal acts or offenses by someone possessing a penis, especially one with a shorter penis than which ordinary criminal prosecution is possible.

Hey bro, heard about your penile delinquency. That really sucks man!

by TimmyTurnerFanBoy October 21, 2019

Penib

Instead of a penis, its just a nub, no balls or no holes. Similar to a thumb with no fingernail.
Instead of urinating from the penis, urine comes from the anus.
A penib can be created by removing the penis and letting it form into a nub.

Also see: Penis

“Dude did you hear that Johnny has a penib?”

“Yeah. He got his dick cut off last month.”

by moondrop0410 June 14, 2020