Penis in Boobs

When your so drunk that you forget how to have regular sex, so you masturbate using boobs instead.

Me-Oh, I just watched some hot Milf Vaginal Sex.

John-Oh yeah! Well I watched Penis and Boobs sex and it was even hotter!

Me-Oh you got me. I can only last 4 seconds when I watch Penis in Boobs.

by virginnevergettinlaid101 April 17, 2019

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Fabric penis

When a piece of fabric hangs down right between your crotch, giving the appearance of a cloth penis.

Sammy's new shirt gave her a fabric penis.

by SarahDanielleC April 21, 2011

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Schrödinger's Penis

If you cannot confirm whether the individual has a penis or not, it's not gay. Once the penis is confirmed, it is indeed, gay.

P1: I think it's a trap, I really can't tell. I'm not gay though am I?
P2: Schrödinger's penis.
P1: Ah, yeah that makes total sense. I'm completely straight until I confirm the existence of the penis.

by Penisdood18828 October 18, 2018

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peniscilin

words penis and penicilin put together

she looks like she needs a shot of peniscilin

by hites March 31, 2004

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Leaky Penis Syndrome

Typically occurs while drinking alcohol for a bit and breaking the seal, and then ejaculating. The sensation feels as if the subject must keep urinating even after previously urinating. Once the subject becomes tired of waiting for all the urine to come out, he proceeds to pull up his pants and leave the bathroom, only for his penis to leak urine drop by drop into his underwear, while causing a slight burning sensation in the tip of the penis. The subject immediately returns to the bathroom, only to urinate a tiny drop or stream, repeating the process over and over until about an hour after he stops drinking alcohol and/or ejaculating.

Guy: We totally shouldn't have fucked just now.

Girl: What the fuck does that mean?

Guy: We've been drinking all night. Now I have Leaky Penis Syndrome, you dumb cunt.

by Black Tony May 16, 2009

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