Penaldo

Penaldo is a guy that is a guy that is a guy.

Hey Penaldo

by Hahhsb December 13, 2021

Penalized

When you take the penis so hard that you're paralyzed.

Bro, I totally penalized her last night. She couldn't move for a solid 30 seconds.

by TheSecretSauce October 22, 2015

penal colony

A colony full of penisuses.

Man, it must suck being sent to a penal colony as a straight dude.

by Lifesgambit January 4, 2017

The Penalty Cunt

When you and your girlfriend are playing soccer and she starts arguing with the referee "you"...you then take off all of her clothes, lay her down, and then run and penalty kick her in the cunt. Your foot should penetrate the vagina.

My wife was arguing with me while playing soccer...I then gave her " The Penalty Cunt".

by Taco9648 February 1, 2015

penalty shot

An undefended retaliation against someone who commits a party foul that has a victim.

Derek: *spills drink on bob*
Steve: "Dude, brutal party foul"
Bob: "Oh, you best be knowin' that's a penalty shot!"
*punches derek*

by Les Canadien June 17, 2005

gas pedal

When you put your mouth to someone's butthole, step on their foot causing them to fart, and then inhaling the gas.

She was a freak man! She let me gas pedal her.

by wetzpretz December 2, 2013

Penal Colony

Ye Olde term for a group of penii that have been Castrated from their original hosts.
These colonies exist for the benefit of England, by enslaving Penii they can command them to do their bidding.

Democratic Wanksta 1-"Ahhhhh shit the Penal Colony is Coming"
1337 H4xx0r-"Meh?"

by Deus_ExPimp July 25, 2003