peasantvision

Postmodern electronic-media redux of the medieval bread and circus, and capitalist propaganda arm for western-entrenched power elite. This medium focuses heavily on mega-funded advertising, blatant disinformation, sophomoric narratives and realities, and other diversionary programming of little cultural value. Peasantvision predominantly serves commercial interests and functions to blur distinctions between facets of information and entertainment in order to corporately engineer consumer conformity, cultural arrogance, mass ignorance and submission to exploitive hierarchies. Pejoratively named peasantvision due to the relatively low socio-economic status of its most frequent users.

The wonders of peasantvision have let Americans enjoy stimulating and life changing events like the birth of Anna Nicole Smith’s baby, the plight of OJ Simpson and the neverending sexual high-jinks of Paris Hilton.

by J0e_B October 11, 2007

peasant cell

A plain and simple cell phone that can only be used to make calls.

my phone can take pictures, shoot video and play mp3's what about you? Wow my peasant cell can only make phone calls.

by mjamesa January 12, 2009

Butt Pea's

Sort of like Dingle Berry's but it looks like pea's in a pod stuck to your butt hair.

Cory - Dude you plugged my toilet with all that toilet paper you used!

James - Dude I had the worse case of butt pea's!

by theallmightyvagepounder April 20, 2009

peasant

People with origins based in Essex, Greater Manchester, Liverpool, Glasgow, Barnsley, all of the USA- bar San fran, LA and New York (anyone with a passport). Stupid people incapable of rational thought processes, love Bush, The mail and fanny packs

Bush is such a peasant it frightens me

by Karlos July 22, 2004

Pc peasent

A pc peasant is someone who is trash at all games but still brags about their amazing computer. They are pretty annoying and can go kys for all i care just saying. console players are the best

Omg what a PC PEASENT

by Faze_JuJu May 14, 2018

Peasley

The most amazingly delicious and ambitious soon-to-be-dictator of the Earth, Peasley inhabits a website known as Emoearth and eats, sleeps, and breathes Awesome. Is it a he, a she, or an it? Regardless, his/her/its androgyny attracts droves of the site's 20,000+ members to her/his/its profile, a shrine of utmost royalty and princeliness that puts that faggot Prince of Whales to shame.

Everyone wants to bang Peasley, and not just because he/she/it is obsessed with Taco Bell yet is not the size of a Super Wal Mart.

Peasley, you make me pee myself with laughter. Let's make babies, and then eat them! :D

by Kriakin June 21, 2008

Peaslee

A fat, hairy, gnome-like old person who typically urinates themselves hence the name "Peas"lee. They tend to have characteristics of the Yeti. Likes to call young boys Donna when they don’t have its hear-aids in. They also tend to roll their car 5 times when falling asleep while driving. You know when they are approaching by the "Darth Vader" sound they make when they breathe.

Why are you being such a Peaslee?

by Robert Paul Bonham June 5, 2009