Doggy Pancake

It's the sexual position akin to Doggy Style, except instead of the woman (or gentleman, if you swing that way) being on her (or his) hands and knees, she (or he) lies on her (or his!) stomach. Thus, the doggy pancake.
Advantages - Very comfortable, pleasurable for the woman.
Disadvantages - There are disadvantages? There are no disadvantages, unless you hate comfort and orgasms.

Girl #1 - You got laid last night? How was it?
Girl #2 - Great, obviously.

Girl #1 - Why obviously?

Girl #2 - We did the doggy pancake. Win! I mean, I came like 47 times.

Girl #1 - (To random male passerby) Hey you! Come here! We're doing the doggy pancake! Lose the pants!

by Ladies is pimps too December 20, 2010

Definitely the pancakes

Used as a comical response to any "Who did it" question.
Also a popular blog on wordpress.

"Who commited the crime"
"It was definitely the pancakes!"

by Ohholyoneandrew February 2, 2009

chocolate pancake

A man takes a large shit on a woman's chest and hits it firmly with a canoe paddle (or any other near by object). Optional: Syrup can be added to the pancake by pissing all over the now flattend shit.

This activity is best done in someone else's bedroom.

Dude, I executed the best chocolate pancake the other night! And since I'd be drinkin, there was plenty of syrup to go around!

by Max August 19, 2004

pancake nipples

Extremely oversized nipples, typically seen on overweight girls with orangutan titties

When I removed her bra, I was apalled to see that she had pancake nipples, so I improvized and poured maple syrup on them before sucking on them.

by Ryan K-Dogg October 18, 2006

pussy pancake

aka twat waffle. Someone who is very annoying and thinks they are the shit, but clearly are a douche bag.

Patrick, you are the biggest pussy pancake, so stop bitching and come pick me up!

by Achey January 26, 2008

water pancake

A stingray

Over a year ago, I threatened you out of anger over the death of a lost one. A death that you were not responsible for.

Today, I’ve returned to make things right. To end the cycle of violence. It’s what Steve would have wanted. I’m sorry and I love you Water Pancake.

by mynamajef May 3, 2018

cooter pancake

someone who is being a complete retard, or when a chicks twat folds are so fat they look like good old flap jacks.

if someone is being dumb.... why'd you cock block me you fuckin cooter pancake.

if you get a fatty.... Hey man, what did you do last night.... I had me a good old cooter pancake.

by k-dizzski October 12, 2006