T.P.S. Report

From the movie "Office Space", the acronym is short-hand for so many possible word combinations, however the beauty of the T.P.S. Report is that no one truly knows what it is or what "T.P.S" stands for. Used to express that something is useless busy-work.

"I can't stand these freakin' T.P.S. Reports that we have to do for biology class."

by Lindsey September 15, 2006

Rancid P

Sunny-D and cheap vodka, guzzled by Baltimore housewives.

That woman at the Ravens game had about 10 Rancid Ps before she vomited down my back

by Fisher666 May 16, 2016

Ricky P.

RickyP is truly the most supreme bottle master there is. After slaving away doing pull-ups and physics, he has reached polishing perfection to the level of "Sargeant Bottle Master 69". I would strongly advise buying his new book: "The Art of Polishing" and tuning into his hit TV show: "Polishing with Parker". He is the one true polishing god, all heil the rikkmeister.

Definition: Ricky P. is a rocket scientist

by TheRikkMeister October 1, 2019

P.T.B.U. ratio

abbreviation for "Potential to Blow Up ratio", which is a scale ranging from 1 (low) to 10 (high), that rates the chances a currently hot girl will someday gain weight and become overly chubby and unattractive.

Key note: One night hookups are exempt from the P.T.B.U ratio as the girl being rated is usually hot, and even though she is likely to blow up in the future, the aforementioned potential blow up will not effect her current hotness.

Tom: "Check out that chick over there... she is smoking hot."

Brent: "Dude, look her thick upper arms and those kankles, she's got a high P.T.B.U. ratio.

Tom: "Man, who says I'm proposing? Bang it tonight, leave it tomorrow.

by Jack Metzler April 3, 2008

rip that p ayeeee

it’s a tiktok trend that was and currently is famous in 2021.

rip that p ayeeee. it formerly means rip that pussy

by followmeontiktok April 25, 2021

P.T.F.A. RETARD(S)

P.T.F.A.RETARD(S) Stands for Pay the Fuck Attention Retard(s). This term is generally used towards one or more persons that is not actually Mentally handicapped, but rather one who blatantly refuses to PAY THE FUCK ATTENTION and learn or better understand what's being said, there by willingly choosing to remain being a stupid dumb fucking RETARD, that will obviously NEVER FUCKING LEARN....

When Chuck had to repeat herself for what seemed like the millionth time, her answer to the question that the Dumbfuck prison bitches asked her yet again, after she gave them the same answer she always gave them, she said in an exasperated and annoyed tone "WHY DON'T YOU P.T.F.A. RETARD(S)!! " But the dumbfucks still haven't and most likely won't ever P.T.F.A. and will always remain RETARDS.....

by Dr. Cowabunga October 2, 2019

5e regel van J&P

Ga je niet binnen in haar edele delen, dan zijn jullie slechts geliefden zonder voordelen. (in contrast met "friends with benefits" ofwel "vrienden met voordelen")

Bro ze hebben al een maand rela maar hij heeft haar nog niet gebald, hij vergeet de 5e regel van J&P.

by JPTHELEGEND October 21, 2022