It's when you take roughly 100ml of mayo and a funnel, pour it in your bumhole through the funnel, and after ~10 minutes use the funnel in a reversed fashion, storing the "hot" mayo in a sock (for later use, if you plan to consume the hot mayo quick ofc, otherwise just hold it in your rectum for a much better experience).
by Jacob53 April 16, 2019
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You: yeah sure, you got any particular Mayo you'd like me to use?
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by liminallucy September 19, 2025
Get the Mayo mug.A racist & derogatory ethnic slur used to describe & disparage a white female for having a light complexion, even though even the fairest Caucasians don't have skin as white as Mayo.
Often the term is used by self-hating overweight, & unattractive white women with colored hair, who ironically think they're not racist, bigoted, or prejudiced even though they are. However, it was originally coined by hateful, bitter black women.
The so-called anti-racist regressive side of the left doesn't understand that hating & attacking groups of people based on skin color that's beyond their control is a fundamental part of racism & that they're not progressive.
Often the term is used by self-hating overweight, & unattractive white women with colored hair, who ironically think they're not racist, bigoted, or prejudiced even though they are. However, it was originally coined by hateful, bitter black women.
The so-called anti-racist regressive side of the left doesn't understand that hating & attacking groups of people based on skin color that's beyond their control is a fundamental part of racism & that they're not progressive.
Wow, a white girl just tried to insult me for being white by calling me a 'Mayo Madame'! Does she not realize she's white, so she's hating on herself too?
I bet she cries everytime she looks in the mirror then binges on Mayo to numb the pain. She sure looks like she does!
I bet she cries everytime she looks in the mirror then binges on Mayo to numb the pain. She sure looks like she does!
by The MuthaFukkin Pope December 22, 2021
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when a cat grabs a bottle of heinz mayo, they learn the definition of the world, and only speaks
"you i am
a mayo"
"you i am
a mayo"
by Assistacat February 3, 2021
Get the you i am; a mayo mug.short girl with long brown hair. she kicks people with her boots 24/7 and likes horse and she played volleyball
by kaylea r May 6, 2019
Get the mayo mug.Jonny OH YEAH BABY MAKE ME A FUKKIN MAYO SANDWICH..
Shemale 1- ILL GET THE FRONT
Shemale 2- ILL GET THE BACK
Shemale 1- ILL GET THE FRONT
Shemale 2- ILL GET THE BACK
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