I couldn’t even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS 😂😂😂😂

You type the sentence "I couldn’t even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS 😂😂😂😂" on a tiktok video. You found it so hot that you didn't have enough time to beat your thing to it, and you cummed immediately.

Tiktok video on a watermelon.
Some dude: I couldn’t even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS 😂😂😂😂

by Poopstinkyfart69420 November 25, 2023

even beget we

a horrible misspelling of "even better".

A: "yo we're getting chips too"
B: "even beget we"

by kazenoko April 15, 2024

economic evener

when the government increases and fades out your nine different types of intelligence to keep the economy even.

The economic evener had the major cities be comprised of about the same amount of people working in certain professions.

by Coop Dupe March 20, 2020

getting even

When you smoke, drink, exercise, (any habit) to the point that you must do this habit daily and engenders a feeling of withdrawal if you do not.

"Ugh need that morning bowl to get even for court today."

"Long day of work, comin' home to some gin. Boss is a jerk, but now it's time to get even."

"I'm not smoking again, babe, I was just getting even."

by femalegingko December 22, 2011

Getting even

This is what one does to balance out any positive or negative gain of any kind.

Getting even:

Guy 1: you shouldn't get angry like that
Guy 2: I don't get angry I get even.

" You better wear a jacket or you'll get cold"

"I don't get cold, I get even"

"Can you get the milk out?"

"I don't get milk, I get even"

by Nathan the master of stupid July 25, 2018

not even going to fap

A phrase that is sure to replace the widely used ”not (even) gonna lie”

Random dude: yo that thot really did send a dickpic instead of her tits accidentally
Me, an intellectual: that’s kinda cringe, not EVEN going to fap (well, ofc I’m gonna fap)

by overheadsnocap September 14, 2019

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