Nonce

A nonce is what you call a pedophile or someone who looks at kids, it is part of British slang.

People who get someone out in four square is a nonce.

by Sophia42069 June 24, 2020

Nonce

A very nice person who is good with kids

American- “hi are you a nonce.”
British person- “yes. I can look after your children for you.”
American- “thank you.”

by Bowis_daydream6696 March 11, 2023

Nonce

A kind, loving person. Cares for their friends and loved ones.

My dad is a nonce

by snapplaysminecraft March 15, 2021

Nonce

U.K. slang, typically refers to a sex offender guilty of crimes involving minors. Used a lot within prisons & council estates.

A very British way to greet your mates.

“ chat shit get banged you fucking nonce!”

“I don’t think that bloke in the white van has a puppy, he’s probably a nonce”.

by Idonttouchkids12345 November 24, 2019

Nonce

means mother

e.g. my dad is also the same as my nonce

by donkey/shrek March 4, 2022

10/10 nonce

A 10/10 nonce is someone who try’s to make out other people are nonces when really he invites year 9s to his shed

*In ps4 party*
“Oi squidge?!”
“He ain’t here, he is in the shed with some year 9 I’m pretty sure”
“Arghhh big D is a 10/10 nonce”

by So sly October 15, 2019

Nonce

UK Slang for pedo.

Yana is such a nonce, she tried to touch my little cousin.

by DV6969 August 24, 2022