Leam Nesson

To be a total badass motherfucker.

"You're almost as badass as Leam Nesson"

by kevin4789 July 23, 2012

Nelson

A man with a huge nose,

on a different scale of size, would be used only if this nose was incredibly big.

(man walks past that has a ridiculously big nose)

You say: coor thats a Nelson and a half aint it
Your friend: indeed it is my friend indeed it is

by MR.SERIOUS May 7, 2009

Karl Nelson

the coolest, raddest man alive. has a hot booty. is not to be associated with austen conn

that blonde kid. who rocks hard.

by dirtysanchez December 13, 2004

Nelson

Small town in england well known for being the most boring place on the earth

god i hate living in nelson, theres nothing to do here

by Effyofthebates April 24, 2011

folmar nelson

sorta like a father nelson just on folmar's

i put ryan folmar in the folmar nelson

by jack March 15, 2005

Zac Nelson

a Zac nelson is a little 12 year old midget fucker that rapes little children, but only on saturday nights, if it was a monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday or a sunday he would have to fuck a donkey if he needs a bangarang

"Oh, he is such a Zac Nelson"

by Z.Nish3rmeo November 4, 2014

Nelson

A Nelson is someone who is a level above a retard, who has little or no common sense and usually has 4 kids to 7 different women. Majority Of Nelson's have no math skills, and usually can be found on gumtree trying to sell 2 car CD players for £25 each or both for £70.

Ben: If you're pregnant with twins are you pregnant for 18 months?

Nath: Shut up you fat fuck small dicked Nelson.

by Newy2k7 March 17, 2017