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shiteth thy neighbor

To shat on someones lawn, for the purposes of their dog shat on yours. Also the strong chance that they are an ignorant bastard who did something to your property.
(Trimmed trees, and left trimming amongst yours)
(Didn't call the city to flag gas lines and electric lines which in turn, made you flee your street, by chance of explosion, which in turn made you spend hundreds of dollars at a store that you so boredly went to in the mishappening)
Damn, that guy who lives next to us was mowing his lawn at 3 in the morning, go shiteth thy neighbor
by Jackthezipper July 28, 2010
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neesh

An excessively large head, or dome piece.
jordan has the biggest neesh ive ever seen in my life, what a tool.
by I <3 Soccer. May 14, 2009
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ex-door neighbor

Someone you know who used to live right next to you.
Tim (to Alex): What's up?
Tom (to Tim): Do you even know that dude?
Tim (to Tom): Heck yes, he's my ex-door neighbor, we used to hang out sometimes.
by John319 August 26, 2007
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naughty neighbour twatting stick

a pole shaped stick, usually from a household item such as a broom or a mop, broken away to form a defensive device known as a "naughty neighbour twatting stick"
The item must be clearly labelled as such, as is used to wave away (or twat) nasty and naughty neighbours in council flats.
mooji - can you hear them trying to kick my door in?
dirtyfur - quick get the naughty neighbour twatting stick
by mooji September 30, 2007
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Neighborhood Watch

Neighbors watching you, your house, your kids, your yard... Usually for the benefit of keeping away burglars or "bad guys" from the neighborhood. However in the Rockies can be used to keep neighbors safe from wildlife...
Neighborhood Watch"... phone call to neighbor ... "Hey neighbor, there is a bear on your Deck right now... don't go outside... My husband is throwing firecrackers at him.... Be careful.
by jnsland June 27, 2010
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neighborhoodist

Judging someone's worthiness based on the neighborhood they live in before all other criteria.
"If you live east of downtown, forget trying to go out with him, he's a total neighborhoodist."
by Michael Todd March 7, 2007
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randi's next door neighbor

some fat bitch who wears really short shorts and allows her giant muffin top to hang over them
That girl with the muffin top is like randi's next door neighbor
by Grapedrinkeesha March 29, 2010
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