i need to find my backpack

code for "i need to take a crap". it's the new #2, essentially.

based off in a popular sitcom when a boy was trying to lie to his friends saying he was looking for backpack while he was really taking a poo

Guy 1: "Dude, you look uncomfortable."
Guy 2: "Yeah, we need to go home real quick."
Girls: "Why?"
Guy 2: "I need to find my backpack."
Guy 1: "Ohh... yeah, let's go."
Girls: "Now?"

by WallyDetroit March 30, 2009

black hole of need

black hole of need - A person who's unrelenting need for attention sucks in all of the surrounding energy

Madonna is a black hole of need, no matter how much attention she gets, it will never be enough

by XAXCT April 9, 2010

appease your need

when you do what you gotta do

'its ok man hes just appeasin his need'
'damn like you gotta appease your need bro'

by st christian the gizmo December 6, 2011

we need to talk

Womanspeak for I don't like anything about you except you enormous cock/paycheck and you aren't being sensitive to my needs (big cock and paycheck).

Woman:We need to talk
Man:For the love of fucking Christ, what now? (under his breath)
Woman:You aren't listening to me.
Man:Get my check book. Go fuck a hat(under his breath)

by Snazzy McSnazz April 24, 2004

we need to talk

How someone kicks off a conversation where it will be only they talking, and you sweating. Just the mere mention of these words can frighten your partner or employees.


The best comeback is indifference to what they're saying, and a hearty "Fuck you". Or, alternatively, plan to do something that they'll really like as soon as they say this, then, at the end of it, say this to them, and fuck them off.

there are enough examples in this definition already.

by Gumba Gumba March 21, 2004

We don't need it

Used when someone is doing something really stupid or unnecessary

Dude 1: I feel hyper today. *starts flailing around*

Dude 2: We don't need it

by LickinLamprey November 20, 2011

You Need To Stop

1) Nigga no mo...
2) You off the subject.

You keep talking bout some dumb shish* that no one wants to hear.

by Quannesha-AKA-Isce March 8, 2003