Rafael Nadal

A tennis player currently ranked number 1 in the world, even though he wouldn't even be able to win a point in a match against Sasha Yodashkin

Rafael Nadal lost easily to Sasha Yodashkin in straight sets 6-0 6-0 6-0, without even winning a point.

by yodaa January 27, 2009

nasal terrorism

when some one from a foreign country that does not know how to use soap and sits next to you in a public setting via the bus,train & dmv it could be anyone from a dirty faggot to a dirty arab,south east asian,chinese,japanese west africans etc.

yo this Indian dude was committing nasal terrorism yesterday this dude stinks

by DonArmando July 10, 2009

Napalm Strike

This occurs when your 'victim' is taking a shower. This generally works better if the victim leaves the door unlocked. Act as if you are entering the bathroom to take a leak, brush your teeth, grab some mouthwash, etc. This will not work if you have a clear see through shower curtain. Grab a cat and get it so that it is very angry. Enter the bathroom with the angry cat, yell "NAPALM STRIKE!!!" and toss the cat over top of the shower curtain.

Johnny never locked the door when he took a shower. I thought I'd teach him a lesson by dropping a Napalm Strike. Ever since then, Johnny has locked the door when he showers.

by Hi-Ya Zip January 26, 2014

Post Natal Depression

The feeling you get after shelling out for the Xbox 360 peripheral "Project Natal" and realising it sucks.

A: Whassup dude, yo is lookin down.
B: Yeh, I iz broke coz all my monies went on Project Natal and It done be no good.
A: Ah no blood, yousa got Post Natal Depression.

by G0N. June 19, 2010

Natal Shart

The South African Province of Natal is highly renowned for it's curries of phenominal heat, flavour and spice content.

The Natal Shart is a shart done after consuming a considerable quantity of this Durban delicacy.

It has the consistency of weak tea and is oft accompanied by a savage burn and possible rawness of the sphincter.

"After I ate that terrible curry, I did several agonising Natal Sharts."

by Alfiecake July 14, 2009

nasal snap

a quick sniff usually immediately following a display of cock-sure i told you so arrogance.

When the rains subsided after the river flowed through the living room Carla turned away while paddling the canoe and just then it was her resounding nasal snap that said it all.

by fup duck July 5, 2011

Nasal

The sexual foreplay of giving your male significant other a blowjob, quite literally, with their nose

"Dude, last night Kate gave me nasal!"

"Bro, thats wicked. I wish Kiyana would give me that".

by Gluesniffingsimulator May 30, 2018