When you mix the two words 'Fig Newton' and 'Nigga' together to create a dark chocolate taste sensation w/ jelly inside. Mmmm yeeaaahhh, buddy.
"Yo niqqa wanna g t walgreens and get some nig newton ? We gon be all healfyy all up in hea. Yeaahh niqqa."
Hell yerr, niqqa. We got be lovin dat chocolate sensation all up in here. Yeeeeaahhh buddy.
Hell yerr, niqqa. We got be lovin dat chocolate sensation all up in here. Yeeeeaahhh buddy.
by DaRk3$tNiGGeRr November 21, 2011
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A vagina so massive and loose, that a man's penis and balls can be inserted-hence go Balls Deep. This is usually found on a fat chick.
The night wasn't going well, so I decided to lower my standards and go for some Newton's Cradle Pussy. I will never get that drunk again!
by Johnny Feltersnatch November 20, 2003
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by mr. positons August 4, 2009
Get the vertical newton mug.A small town in Conneticut that mostly contains a strange booger worshipping cult. Every Saturday 98.4% of the people in Newtown meet in the town center and pick their bloody boogers and make one big bloody booger and even sometimes models of people, objects, ect. For example the whole Seinfeld cast was formed out of bloody boogers. The booger worshiping cult is peaceful but strange. Also the town has a mostly white population and the majority of people that live in Newtown are middle class.
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by A chill guyyy December 23, 2009
Get the Newtown mug.When in an act of a 3-some involved with a female and two males and one penis is in the ass and one penis is in the vagina and their balls are alternating turns clanking together with their momentum.
hip thrust x ball mass = good times squared
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My balls created some sick momentum at the Newton's Cradle party last night but now my balls are sore. Are yours?
by red headed clanker July 8, 2011
Get the [Newton's Cradle] mug.a derogotry term for someone who always takes people's food and drink and is too lazy and/or much of a douche to get them something to eat in return when it is out.
example: hey im gonna eat all of your food, especially your chips and Dr. pepper. Ohh but by the way, fuck you because i am the newton.
by A motha fuckin gay fish April 21, 2009
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