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A small town in Conneticut that mostly contains a strange booger worshipping cult. Every Saturday 98.4% of the people in Newtown meet in the town center and pick their bloody boogers and make one big bloody booger and even sometimes models of people, objects, ect. For example the whole Seinfeld cast was formed out of bloody boogers. The booger worshiping cult is peaceful but strange. Also the town has a mostly white population and the majority of people that live in Newtown are middle class.
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by A chill guyyy December 23, 2009
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