Turkey Monger

A Turkey Monger is a person who steals the sniper rifle from Captain Fresh in Halo 2 on Xbox Live.

God damnit! You turkey monger, that's my rifle!

by Captain Fresh December 24, 2004

fish monger

a stupid ass mother loving cock suck dick bashing asshole licking leg humping mother and father fucking cow tail sucking testicle popping eye dropping nosey assed creepy little bastard's raping pure 100% son of a fucking ugly bitch

Richard Mowen is a fish monger

by Amin the King of the World December 9, 2003

Ass Mungers

A small, midget mongolian, often found preying on innocent savillions in public toilets. Once they choose their victim they will wait for them to sit down on the crapper and then using a hand crafted, technological ass munger pick axe they then burrow their way into the rectum, using this as their natural hide out to escape from Ass Munger Mungers thus leaving behind a bleeding mass of rectal revenue for neighbouring Ass Mungers to snack on.

Oh fuck!!! That ass munger is waiting for me again and I really need a shit I just had ass sex with Barker but he has no dick.

by JaCoB & jUz September 5, 2005

Mounder

A deep rooted zit that doesn't quite come to the surface. Often is correlated with a throbbing pain.

The Mounder on my butt prevented me from sitting down.

by BigSexyJoe January 3, 2010

indian monger

A person of indian(india) descent living in Baton Rouge.they like to play cricket, they hang all their clothes to dry, and eat a lot of curry.

Damn there's a lot of indian mongers at coventry Terrace apartments.

by borderline soulja March 19, 2009

cock mongel

this is a kid that seems nomal on the out side but when he stays the night at your house he jacks you off wile you asleep an when you ejaculate he gargles your cum, spits it on your chest then gives you a dirty sanchez an when you wake he says that it was your dog

cody:dude some one blew ther load on me and gave me a dirty sanchez

drew:wasnt me man it must ov been your dog

cody:why is ther jizz on your cheek an you finger smell like ass?

drew:huh?

cody:you fucking cock mongel(cody beats drew's ass)

by coleton and josh June 26, 2007

cheese monger

a bitch, whore, slut, ass-wipe, bastard, hoe, punk, etc..

patrick your a fucking cheese monger, you bitch

by Nick . July 11, 2006