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bob mortimer

A bob mortimer is a british drink often drank during the summertime. It is a cup of strong coffee or tea with a spoonful of baked beans (generally heinz, but it's dealer's choice really).
Ey up love, giz a bacon sarnie and a bob mortimer to go, ta
by The urban brit November 15, 2023
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Strategically Moronic

How so? Pretty sure I got you to consent to the murder of your own kids. I mean... You're already primed to do it by your religion but... Still... It's funny.
Hym "Nothing strategically moronic about it

If you would have said to me 'Stop watching me and don't fuck that retard and pay me for my labor or I'll murder your kids' I would have been like 'Okie dokie.' And I would have went home and played Baldur's Gate 3. That's the definition of asininity." 🤷 ♂️
by Hym Iam November 24, 2023
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The Moronification of Singapore Math

The process of making the Singapore math curriculum, or part of it, accessible to all dummies and idiots, especially among those who have an irrational fear of the bar model method, which is the soul and heart of Singapore’s elementary school mathematics.
Mathepreneurs leverage on the moronification of Singapore math to help raise the quantitative literacy of millions of math-anxious or mathophobic students and their parents worldwide, who have since become better and more confident problem solvers.
by Numerati April 8, 2025
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Vigor Mortis

How your girlfriend’s body tenses up while cumming on your dick while you’re vigorously pounding into her wet vagina.
I fucked her so good she went vigor mortis on me.”- some guy
by THROBBY COCKTRAIN March 1, 2026
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Absolutely Moronic

The state of being of completely and utter foolishness and stupidity
Ex:

Jill: Dean thought I shit in the cheese so she washed all of it in the sink

Mike: WHAT THE FUCK. DEAN GET OVER HERE RIGHT NOW! THIS IS ABSOLUTELY MORONIC.
by chadeesa October 2, 2025
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Dirty Morticia

The act of using some kind of heating apparatus (heat gun,curling iron ect.) to warm up the vaginas of a deceased woman for their purposes (usually sex).
I can't believe Paul was caught at the morgue paying for a Dirty Morticia. Paul said it was good but it was only warm for like 5 minutes.
by Hue G Wang December 3, 2025
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