by Artemis1024 March 25, 2023
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by The urban brit November 15, 2023
Get the bob mortimer mug.How so? Pretty sure I got you to consent to the murder of your own kids. I mean... You're already primed to do it by your religion but... Still... It's funny.
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If you would have said to me 'Stop watching me and don't fuck that retard and pay me for my labor or I'll murder your kids' I would have been like 'Okie dokie.' And I would have went home and played Baldur's Gate 3. That's the definition of asininity." 🤷 ♂️
If you would have said to me 'Stop watching me and don't fuck that retard and pay me for my labor or I'll murder your kids' I would have been like 'Okie dokie.' And I would have went home and played Baldur's Gate 3. That's the definition of asininity." 🤷 ♂️
by Hym Iam November 24, 2023
Get the Strategically Moronic mug.The process of making the Singapore math curriculum, or part of it, accessible to all dummies and idiots, especially among those who have an irrational fear of the bar model method, which is the soul and heart of Singapore’s elementary school mathematics.
Mathepreneurs leverage on the moronification of Singapore math to help raise the quantitative literacy of millions of math-anxious or mathophobic students and their parents worldwide, who have since become better and more confident problem solvers.
by Numerati April 8, 2025
Get the The Moronification of Singapore Math mug.How your girlfriend’s body tenses up while cumming on your dick while you’re vigorously pounding into her wet vagina.
by THROBBY COCKTRAIN March 1, 2026
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Jill: Dean thought I shit in the cheese so she washed all of it in the sink
Mike: WHAT THE FUCK. DEAN GET OVER HERE RIGHT NOW! THIS IS ABSOLUTELY MORONIC.
Jill: Dean thought I shit in the cheese so she washed all of it in the sink
Mike: WHAT THE FUCK. DEAN GET OVER HERE RIGHT NOW! THIS IS ABSOLUTELY MORONIC.
by chadeesa October 2, 2025
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I can't believe Paul was caught at the morgue paying for a Dirty Morticia. Paul said it was good but it was only warm for like 5 minutes.
by Hue G Wang December 3, 2025
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