moose peakin'

Used to describe the way poo log looks (like a moose head that's peaking out). This usually occurs when one is in dire need to use the bathroom.

"How much longer is he going to be in the bathroom? I've got a moose peakin' here!"

by Fetching Black Cat April 23, 2005

Blasting Moose

A the act or attempt of having sexual relationship with a very fat or unnatractive woman.

Dominating ugly women with your manly member.

Bill Maher totally likes to blasting moose.

I can't believe someone would want to blast that moose!

Guys its been so long since I've got some. Time to go blast a moose!

That bitch think she so hot. Some one should blast her moose.

by k2000k August 14, 2011

Moose knuckle

A fat girls camel toe

Girl#1These pants are a little tight on me. I love the high waist but hate the camel toe. What do you think?

Girl #2 Do you want me to be honest or co-sign?
Girl #1 Honesty of course. That's why I brought you. I knew wouldn't lie to me.

Girl# OooKaay then...... Girl you might love the pants and camel toe might be in fast ass style for now Buuuuttt....sweety you don't have a cute camel toe. You have a straight up moose knuckle. Can you hurry and change now? No one should have to see your moose knuckle
Sorry???

Dude# 1 Damn check out that moose knuckle would you hit it?

Dude#2 Yup give me a snorkel and a tube sock . I'm diving in!

by Im 5280 Tiny August 30, 2021

totta mooses

finnish positive answer to question. almost same as "sure" or mos def

-lähdetäänkö illalla ryyppäämään?
-totta mooses!
-let's go boozing tonight?
-sure!

by matti March 9, 2005

Moose On The Loose

When someone smears their shit all over the stall,on the toilet, on the floors. And leaves it for the next person.

Yo I walked into the bathroom stall shit was smeared everywhere..... THERES A MOOSE ON THE LOOSE!!!?

by Aggieballer33 October 5, 2017

Moose Job

The act of rubbing a moose's rack, or antlers. This is extremely pleasurable to both moose and human. However the "Moose Job," is not only reserved for moose because it can be performed on humans.

Yo Johnny do you see Carl anywhere? Ya he is so lucky he's getting a moose job

by i am a mooselim October 25, 2010

moose knuckles

A man's version of a camel toe.

Scott, the gymnast, tried to hide his moose knuckles.

by Jefferstone January 19, 2017