Fingerblast Mobile

1) An automobile designed specifically for maximum ability to get fingerblasted while sitting in the drivers seat.

2) A vehicle with maximum grocery, soccer ball, and child storage, but also plenty of space to get fingerblasted in the parking lot behind Jo-Ann Fabrics.

Fingerblast Mobile:
Jeep Grand Cherokee/Liberty/Compass/Patriot/Commander/JK Wrangler
Toyota Land Cruiser
Nissan Pathfinder
Chevrolet Trailblazer
Dodge Durango
Hummer H2 and H3
Toyota 4Runner
Nissan Xterra

by Taintwienerson April 26, 2013

The Manilla Effect

An unusual phenomenon where a large group of people remember something differently than how it occurred. This effect originated in 2010 when a women posted a picture on facebook of a box of Nilla Wafers with the caption, "I love Manilla Wafers!" Thousands then came forward swearing the brand was "Manilla Wafers", hence dubbing the now famous Manilla Effect

guy 1) You know what they say, life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get
guy 2) No bro, it's life WAS like a box of chocolates
guy 1) Woah... The Manilla Effect is so crazy man

by BackontopinJune November 30, 2020

Toilet Paper Mobility

How accessible your toilet paper is. If the roll is off of the toilet paper holder it has high mobility; if it's connected to the holder it has very low mobility. Some people prefer not to put their toilet paper on the holder to have high toilet paper mobility.

I don't put my toilet paper on the holder so I can have high toilet paper mobility.

by Painey November 8, 2014

mobile legends

A scummy disgusting shit bag rip off mobile app that copied League of Legends for everything they have.

James: Did you hear the news about Mobile Legends: Bang Bang?
Mary: Yeah, fuck that! League of Legends is life!

by ilovejesusmore July 12, 2017

Mobile Home

A “manufactured home” is where meth labs take place and hoarders live if your lucky enough you’ll see a Mexican grandma riding a bicycle wearing a headlamp

“Ew Carol look it’s a mobile home.”

by wermanator October 9, 2018

Facebook Mobile

A cellphone application that should be called "walk and stalk"

My stalker friend uses Facebook Mobile to spy on a bunch of girls...perv

by HappyAlexR July 17, 2011

moiler

A bong hoot, most often a maul hoot, with a drop of hash oil placed on top of the hoot. Used frequently for getting a massive nicotine rush and simultaneously getting ripped.

"I'm stoked on this maul hoot!"
"hold on a sec, I'll give you a drop of oil for a moiler."
"potes!"

by Niggadicks June 9, 2009