Moist

A particular state of mind, where one reaches a state of inner moisture. It may or may not be drug/alcohol enduced. A general feeling of well-being.

Moist understanding.

A wetness gripped me by the balls. (Metaphor)

"im feelin pretty moist right now"

"dude, your moist as"

"so, moist"

by sketi April 26, 2009

moist robot

A living being without free will. Coined by Scott Adams (Dilbert creator). Used to illustrate determinism and the non-existence/illusion of free will as a fact of life.

"I can't help poking a crazy guy with a stick whose religion says you must kill people that poke you with a stick. I am a moist robot. He can't help killing me either, because he is also a moist robot."

"Yo why you gotta stare at that buttaface with the giant non-malignant tumour on her left eye?"
"It's in my DNA, dude. I'm a moist robot."

by moist robot December 24, 2008

miskonfuffle

The most terrible situation you could find yourself in. Derived from the words misconception, kerfuffle and confusion.

When mum caught me ripping a bong I was in a right miskonfuffle!

by mrpain December 15, 2008

Moistable

Something that can become moist.

That sponge is moistable.

by Leslar August 3, 2011

Moistatocity

The level of how wet a chick is. This is through masturbation, sex, or however the fuck people get off nowadays. It is from 1-10, 1 being being like the Mojave Desert, and 10 is actually considered one of the wonders of the world. It is also called "waterfall vagina" or "the fifth ocean" and is extremely rare. Proceed with caution when around a one as it can cause penile rashes. 10 also poses a threat to water-logging your penis. It is said in legend that Albert Einstein himself created the scale of moistatocity to tell his brothers how wet the bitches were when he would get them. Chuck Norris (also in legend) is said to have had experienced 10s throughout all intercourse he has participated in, whether that be women masturbating to him, or actually fucking them. All hail the moistatocity scale!

"So Tommy, I heard you got another bitch last night. What was her level of moistatocity?"

"I'd give her 7. Because I make all the bitches wet.

by Istrokebananas69 August 12, 2014

moist muffcake

When a woman's vagina contains so much semen that it appears to be a a double layered cake.

Man 1- " Did you see that nude girl that just ran by"
Man 2- " I sure did, man did she have a Moist Muffcake

by The God Rod February 24, 2015

Moist Ache

An old woman turned on

Her husband gave her a moist ache.
Friend 1:"Do you ever think your grandma gets turned on?"
Friend 2:"Do you mean a moist ache?"
Friend 1:"Oh yeah."

by Alycia2000 March 14, 2015