minted

the scottish teenager version for cool.

oh that shops pure minted

by billy bub bobular September 1, 2023

mittensquad

The goat of Besthesda content.
RIP MITTENSQUAD

Mittensquad was a goat.

by RIP MITTENSQUAD December 18, 2023

Mittelfranken

German name for "Middle Franconia". Quiet region of Bavaria with the coolest flag and the cleanest air in all of Germany
Has some major cities like Nuremberg, Fürth, Höchstadt, etc...
There are no opps in Mittelfranken

Uneducated Person: "Nord-Rhein-Westfalen is best region in Germany"
Mittelfranken Enjoyer: "Never step a foot in Mittelfranken"

by frolite February 7, 2024

Mitten Toes

A physical deformation that prohibits the individual articulation of the smaller toes, resulting in a formation that resembles a mitten.

I asked my mom to knit another pair of mittens that would fit a size 8 (US) foot for a Christmas gift and she asked wtf that meant... apparently she's never seen my dude's mitten toes!

by msacco September 15, 2024

Mutted

When you don't know how to pronounce "muted"

Typically said by high lightskins playing 2k.

"I didn't even realize my tv was mutted"

by ballsyasf February 12, 2025

Matted Weave

what happens when maliaya doesn’t wash her hair for weeks on end

“what is going on with that matted weave, you can’t see the scalp”

by suckmyhuge February 24, 2025

Mittelfeste

An ancient stronghold, fortress, or castle strategically located in the middle — usually between two rival kingdoms, factions, or villages. The Mittelfeste serves as a neutral ground, a point of tension, or the place where all hell breaks loose.

We need to take the Mittelfeste, else Kaddi will be angry!

by FetteKiste July 18, 2025