Mitch

A man bitch.

"Don't be a Mitch."
"You all are a bunch of Mitches!"

by Kitty Canyons August 20, 2016

Mitch

A dumb 6ft retard who is a certified lesbian Donald trump eater who fucks unicorns with his left toe while claiming he’s got a hot girlfriend while obviously fucking 2 dudes at the same time. He bench presses 200 kilos while telling floppins to shut up and stop being a fatty while telling him to be Sam sulek. But in reality Mitch is just a gay fuck who needs to stop Fucking unicorns with his toe. He is just plain out gay he literally rides a track bike while Fucking Donald trump in the pp hole.

Ari: that’s so gay don’t fuck me

Mitch: it’s ok I’m a Mitch

Ari: ok it’s all good slide it in its only 2cms after all

by Daddy floppins December 01, 2023

Mitch

A sexy man who would be sexier if he didn’t get a haircut.

Girl: “Mitch is so hot that I want to have premarital eye contact with him”

by Tom Macmillan January 02, 2023

Mitch

Mitch is way better than Tim all things possible

Wow Mitch is such a better bloke than Tim

by GODALMIGHJTY October 24, 2022

Mitch

A guy with cute floofy hair and the nicest eyes with the best music taste ever

Damn what a mitch!!!

by Sadcarrot101 November 24, 2021

Mitch

Someone who’s Shiesty/Backdoor. E.g someone who downplays others for their own personal gain

Close that Mitch I can’t get snaked out by my homie - Lil Durk

Watch that Mitch…

by Jmcoldest10 July 10, 2023

Mitch

An Irish dude from Dublin your tipical self centered Dublin guy , but if you become close he will stand up for you . Plays rugby and has been in lots of fights ,went cold turkey on cigarettes and alcohol to to be a camp counselor in America. Short but super muscular. Is kind of intimidating . Will stand in front of a door to make you take pain meds if you need them but don’t want them. Became a sailing instructor at a summer camp to help him get over his fear of water .

If you meet a mitch don’t lose him

Who is Mitch ? Oh he is my counselor friend

by Ukecamper2882 December 14, 2017