TT Mitch

someone who is so incredibly dead at football that they can miss an open net 2 metres out

player 1: he's got an open goal
player 2: don't worry its TT Mitch

by tichmiller101 November 16, 2020

Mitch

Mitch a man bitch, has no friends and doesn’t hop off xbox a loser who has a small dick, don’t be a Mitch

Guy 1 - yo you have a small cock
Guy 2 - yeah I have a Mitch I’m a loser and a gay cunt like mitxh

by anonymous November 5, 2021

Mitch

Likes a good steak and kidney pie and can get it down with speed

OMG look at Mitch he’s on his third now

by 0162 October 30, 2019

Mitch Murky

Mitch; male equivalent of a bitch.
Murky; shady, troublesome. Sometimes associated with a bad odor.

Don't trust the Mitch Murky, he is a shady man bitch that smells bad.

by Dick-shone-air November 15, 2014

mitch

A man whore.

mitch is a man slut

by DiCkLIckEr666999 August 25, 2019

Mitch

Irish slang To be absent from school

Are you going to Mitch?

by Ksjsksjs October 29, 2019

D-Mitch

1. The painful result after falling on your head from standing on a railing.

2. A really stupid act.

Kid: David wait, don't stand on that railing.

David: Man, it'll be fine. Just watch.

Kid: Oh Snap!

David: lying on ground having a seizure Ambulance. Now.

When Kid was asked what happened to David, he explains: He pulled a total D-Mitch.

by DMitchMom March 27, 2009