A dumb 6ft retard who is a certified lesbian Donald trump eater who fucks unicorns with his left toe while claiming he’s got a hot girlfriend while obviously fucking 2 dudes at the same time. He bench presses 200 kilos while telling floppins to shut up and stop being a fatty while telling him to be Sam sulek. But in reality Mitch is just a gay fuck who needs to stop Fucking unicorns with his toe. He is just plain out gay he literally rides a track bike while Fucking Donald trump in the pp hole.
Ari: that’s so gay don’t fuck me
Mitch: it’s ok I’m a Mitch
Ari: ok it’s all good slide it in its only 2cms after all
Mitch: it’s ok I’m a Mitch
Ari: ok it’s all good slide it in its only 2cms after all
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An Irish dude from Dublin your tipical self centered Dublin guy , but if you become close he will stand up for you . Plays rugby and has been in lots of fights ,went cold turkey on cigarettes and alcohol to to be a camp counselor in America. Short but super muscular. Is kind of intimidating . Will stand in front of a door to make you take pain meds if you need them but don’t want them. Became a sailing instructor at a summer camp to help him get over his fear of water .
If you meet a mitch don’t lose him
If you meet a mitch don’t lose him
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