Midget Spinner

A short ballerina, pole dancer or artist in a dance form that involves spinning.

When your short friends joins the ballet, you can call her a midget spinner!

by SarcasticIndian October 21, 2020

Faux Midget

A person of small stature but outwardly normal appearance who you notice has an unusually small body part that would be consistent with the overall size of a dwarf or midget.

Whoa, I figured Steve was just a bit of a shortass but when he had to use both hands to pick up that beer I realised he's actually a faux midget.

by TheUrbanBard July 2, 2014

midget gem

a very tiny lady with proportionally large breasts.

"have you seen the new secretary tom?.. "not yet dave"..."fuck me,she's a right midget gem!".

by apex dave January 19, 2011

Midget Bitch

A person who is shorter than everyone else and decides to be a BITCH or angry just because he doesn’t get his way.

Chris is a midget bitch because Kearney won’t fuck him.

by bttsquad4201 April 24, 2019

muscle midget

A person of short stature who also happens to have an abnormally large and disproportionate muscular build. Muscle midgets are not to be confused with a typical dwarf or little person, but are still much shorter than the average person of their gender. For males, their maximum height is 5'6". Muscle midgets are known to have excessive muscular builds because they are extremely self-conscious of their height, which is also known as a Napoleon complex. The usual traits of a muscle midget include a loud speaking voice, the constant need to be seen or heard, irrational excuses for failures, a total lack of a sense of humor, a desire to dominate others in both social and physical respects, and all around douchebaggery. Because of their abrasive natures, muscle midgets are widely despised by others. They also have tiny dicks and wear too much cologne.

"Why is Jeff so obnoxious and aggressive towards me?"
"Because he's a muscle midget."

by T-Bone508 September 18, 2013

midget problems

1. Doesn't get enough head.
2. Always wants head.
3.Gets head from other People and say to ther Boyfriend or girlfriend it didn't mean anything to them

1."Man you don't get enough head boi you have midget problems."
2."Boi you always want head you got midget problems."
3."Boi you been getting head from everyone but me and you say it don't mean a thang boi please you got midget probles!"

by Chrissy Perry March 12, 2005

midget sacker

1. one who sacks (has sexual experiences) with a midget or dwarf

1. Megan is as midget sacker.

just kidding megan LYLAS

by shelley November 24, 2004