Charlotte, Michigan

Charlotte is nice a mid-Michigan town with lots of great people... If you were blind. Charlotte is a cesspool of meth heads and wanna be gangsters. Going into Charlotte and meeting the people, you'd believe you were in a deep southern town. It's the same town that had a meth lab blow up right across from the police and fire station. Don't worry, they tore it down and turned it into a nice outdoorsy plaza. They even turned a old cemetery into a park, they couldn't even get all the body's out for some reason. Charlotte High School, is ran by an old man and a homophobic angry tattooed Mexican lady. If you live in Charlotte you either love it or are dying to get out.

I just saw some freak injecting some heroin at dean park in Charlotte, Michigan.

by mandownbytheriver June 28, 2020

jewish vending machine

1. A term used to describe a vending machine that takes your money and doesn't provide a snack.

2. A term used to describe a vending machine built on a set on a down hill grade towards the wall so as to collect chnage that is dropped by the user.

1. I would have brought you a drink too Frank but the Jewish vending machine down the hall stole my money!

by choke artist February 7, 2010

washing machine

the thing that washes ur clothes!

Yo this washing machine is broken look at them suds!

by Jay Jeeva May 13, 2005

Norway, Michigan

A small town that is not remembered by anyone except those who live there. Most people from here say, "I'm from Iron Mountain," because they at least make the weather channel map. People from Norway generally dislike Iron Mountain only because of the rivalry between the high schools.

GO KNIGHTS!

"where are you from?"
"Norway."
"the country????"
"No, Norway, Michigan."
"...Oh..."

by maisy27 November 11, 2009

miss michigan

The hand in which dude uses to crank-off.

I'm in love with miss michigan.

by Dantheman! June 1, 2006

Rage Against The Machine

A group of Harvard grads who got together and made one of the best bands ever. They sung about poltical shit in a way that made you think. They made grat music. They broke up and made Audioslave.

"People of the Sun" is their best song.
Long Live RAGE!!!!

by tsunami January 2, 2005

Michigan honking

Applying a bike horn to someones genitals and honking with such intensity that they vomit up their intestines

I am going to give Dan a Michigan honking

by ClownsForClownSupremacy January 6, 2015