don't mess with my man

When a crazy bitch think you trying to steal her man, and tell you to leave him alone before she cut you.

Emma: Is that Josh.
Josh:* waves at Emma*
Alex: Are you flirting with my man? Don't mess with my man bitch.

by Arthur34 April 23, 2017

shit-slop-fuck-mess

This is simular to shut up the fuck, as it was originally used in a fit of rage to describe an unkept room.

Hey! Get up! Quit laying around in your shit-slop-fuck-mess and clean up this shithole!

by gordoncharly August 11, 2006

Messed Up My Moose

An exclamation uttered when an attempt to turn lemons into lemonade is either sabotaged or derailed.

Oh, Pooh! You messed up my moose!

by ExelExel August 13, 2019

Frizz Ball Mess

A head of hair that is unmanageable

A frizzy cluster of messy hair.

A disaster of a hair'do.

Dry, unkept, brittle hair.

frizzymessyball

'nooo, don't take a picture of me with my hair looking like a frizz ball mess'!

'that girl's hair is one big frizz ball mess'

by Lucy Ricardo October 17, 2008

hot sketch mess fest

A sketchy messed up situation that has an undeniable sexiness.

Inviting that guy you just met to house sit with you was a total hot sketch mess fest.

by kwad March 26, 2010

mess with the best die like the rest

A quote from the cult classic, hackers.

Mess with the best die like the rest!

by Swarthy_brominium October 10, 2016

messed up from the chest up

when a male or female has a bangin' body but a jacked up face

girl 1: "guuurrrl, he so hot. he got a body like a soccer player!"
girl 2: "yeah, but he messed up from the chest up!"

by zelephantbra May 4, 2013