merch

This is a Florida originated word that means basically prove it

John- Yo jhit i jus beat dat leg amanda .
Tom- Yo ass cappin merch it.

by kari fn January 2, 2023

Kayak merchant

An un-healthy attraction to kayaks, kayak merchants can often be found in opaque rivers touching themselves inappropriatly in front of other kayakers, also found to be wacking off over kayaks

'Look at that dirty kayak merchant over there, the disgusting chode merchant ginger pheasant raper'

by Price & Sam December 3, 2009

The Merchandise

Any “juicy” parcels of real estate, usually on a female, but can refer to both genders.

Girl, protesting a guy’s trying to feel her up: “Hey! Who said you could sample The Merchandise?!???”

by QuacksO November 26, 2011

Happiness merchant

The person who supplies all the nitrous oxide at the party.

*Condent hands Alex a balloon of nos*
*Alex consumes balloon*
Alex: Yo HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!
Condent: OIII I'm the happiness merchant!!!

by Condent March 17, 2021

pace merchant

when your name is Max Emilian Verstappen and you outdrive a 7 time champ to the title because you're simply that good

- ''Max is the GOAT''
- ''Yeah, agreed, he's a true pace merchant''

by kasperisafraud January 18, 2022

mehh

a word the replaces a adjective, noun, or verb.
the ultimate word

i found mehh in the mehh with the mehh as she was mehh.

by bexkatie September 21, 2008

Merch

To fail on a level so great that ritualistic suicide is the only logical next step.

Brett Favre's pass against the Saints was such a merch.

Did you hear about Mike? He accidentally fucked a tranny. Such a merch.

I merched. Now I have AIDS.

by BTYS February 4, 2010