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Matriot

A feminist bitch who also claims to love her country
A true matriot understands that a country can progress only if it can look beyond its orthodox patriarchal mindset. Duh!
by SKOKS November 4, 2019
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matrix

a film which has has the piss taken out of so many times that it should be burned
morpheus: "if you take the red pill, you will wake up and none of this will have happened. if you take the blue pill, you will have an orgasm for up to eleven years."
neo: "ill take them both thanks"
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Matric-imposter syndrome

When a guy age 13-16 criticizes 17/18 year olds for dating a grade 8 girl...But when they themselves turn 17/18 they immediately start being attracted too the grade 8 girls
“I heard he was talking too the gr8 girls.”
Seriously?He always used too make fun of the older guys who were dating grade 8 girls! Another case of Matric-Imposter Syndrome I guess”
by Dis dat boi April 29, 2021
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The Matrix

Often confused with the closely related "Gaytrix", which is a highly fictitous movie with very little plot development and acting; as well as mediocre action scenes that lasts half the movie.
Mi hombre fui ver el Gaytrix... pero no le gusta.
by moose nuts November 17, 2003
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Matrixed

1. Derived from the film 'The Matrix' when the guy hell moves really fats to avoid an oncoming bullet, a matrix occurs when you do something really sneaky without anyone else noticing to avoid insult or injury. It is also similar in meaning to the word, 'smooth'.
*derek ditches a brick at paulies head, but Paulies ducks to avoid it*

Derek: Whoa man! you just fully matrixed that brick!

*Paulie steals Dereks dildo from right between his arse cheeks without him noticing*

Derek: You fully Matrixed that dildo from right between my arse cheeks!
by watnow August 24, 2006
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Matrix Reloaded

inserting the penis in the vagina and the anus repeatedly during a session of sexual intercourse.
I gave her a Matrix Reloaded when i pounded her pink and her stink.
by reed January 23, 2004
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Matrix

1.A reeeeaaaally powerful virtual reality generator
2.To avoid something that was throwed on us.
1.Wow! This veedio game is a real Matrix!
2.*he avoided being hit by a stone* -Hey! I did a matrix!
by kilgayne October 18, 2003
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