She is very nice when she wants too. But when you are mean to her your ass is grass. She is nice to her friends but if her friends are mean to her there ass is grass.
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The biggest humiliation for Madrid since the 6-2 Barcelona propinated them in the early 00's.
They wanted 14? Ajax FC gave them a 1-4.
They wanted 14? Ajax FC gave them a 1-4.
Madridiot: We're going for the 14th Champions League.
Me: 14? Fuck that Madrid. You lost 1-4 last night.
Me: 14? Fuck that Madrid. You lost 1-4 last night.
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Get the matrix mug.1) Noun. A computer program that was designed by A.I. robots to divide the attention of humans away from the real world, where robots farm humans for a power source stronger than electricity.
2)Verb. A slang term for doing one of the stunts seen in the movie The Matrix, The Matrix: Reloaded or The Matrix: Revoloutions, such as running up a wall or dodging something heading for you by leaning back quickly.
2)Verb. A slang term for doing one of the stunts seen in the movie The Matrix, The Matrix: Reloaded or The Matrix: Revoloutions, such as running up a wall or dodging something heading for you by leaning back quickly.
by Jonah Rowley October 17, 2004
Get the Matrix mug.Budding religion being promoted on the internet. Based around the movie The Matrix. Practicioners believe that we are all prisoners in living in a cell that we cannot see or smell or touch. The key to open the door to perception is often thought to be LSD or psilocybin mushrooms. Along with some other laws Matrixism allows for polygamy and same-sex marriage while outlawing pornography and professional sports.
There are several interesting parallels between the Matrix movies and the New Testament:
-In both cases, they start off with a somewhat reluctant Messiah figure who somehow transcends mortality before whizzing off into space (end of the first Matrix movie, Jesus' bodily assumption into heaven).
-Said Messiah figure says many interesting things, such as "Blessed are the meek" (New Testament), or "There is no spoon" (The Matrix).
There are several interesting parallels between the Matrix movies and the New Testament:
-In both cases, they start off with a somewhat reluctant Messiah figure who somehow transcends mortality before whizzing off into space (end of the first Matrix movie, Jesus' bodily assumption into heaven).
-Said Messiah figure says many interesting things, such as "Blessed are the meek" (New Testament), or "There is no spoon" (The Matrix).
Given the success of New Testament Christianity, Matrixism may well have what it takes to be a contender on the world's religious stage.
by CarolLinX February 11, 2006
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