Fmasterbatetor

Someone who constantly updates on any social networking site

Shannon is updating again, what a chronic fmasterbatetor

by RobertJeromeo April 30, 2011

Mastacerbater

Someone who is bitter because they can't get anyone to get them off for them

My chemistry professor is a mastacerbater because he is mean and ugly.

by the_asian_ February 19, 2013

easterbate

To masturbate on easter

My family went to church this morning so I was able to easterbate with out interruptions

by olderpervefrog October 14, 2015

Fasterbate

When you wanna masturbate but you're in a rush, so you have to masturbate really fast so you can achieve orgasm quickly.

Lewis: shit I wanna masturbate but my parents are home in two minutes

John: Better fasterbate then

by Lucosa April 12, 2017

Madsturbate

A term coined by Berkeley Dienes in 2018- it means when you need to let off anger through masturbation.

“Jake had to madsturbate after hearing that his friend was talking to a thot.”

by Shiiiiiii June 12, 2018

Madterbation

when you hate yourself but you're horny and have nobody to fuck

I can't believe I screwed that up. Guess I'll just go home and have an evening of Madterbation

by jledhead01 July 23, 2019

Maskurbate

The process of grabbing the tip of your mask and moving around your face

I was speaking with this salesman but it was hard to concentrate because he would maskurbate while answering my questions.

by Sister Wives February 26, 2021