Magitek Armor

A type of mech piloted by a Magitek Knight that is capable of shooting magic elemental beams, missles, transfering objects to alternate dimensions, and slashing the hell out of things.

Kefka got it anally from that Magitek Armor.

by sbm August 1, 2003

low-maintenance jostle

Basically, a no-strings-attached sexual encounter. This could include a one-night-stand or the ultimate in sex-for-sport relationships: fuck buddies.

When I got home drunk the other night I was really horny and was able to have Sharmila come over for a low-maintenance jostle. Man, she can really suck cock.

by The Original Slim Bavis November 25, 2003

Maite

1. affected by alcohol to the extent of losing control of one's faculties or behaviour.
2. Being so fuck up that you do fuck up stuff!

I'm so Maite i can't control the volume of my voice. FUCK OFF!!

by BabyBlueI May 24, 2017

manitate

the male form of meditation. usually with bros and brews

Men manitate on sundays watching football and drinking beer

by hiveboss September 19, 2009

Streetlight Manifesto

One of the best yet most frustrating ska bands ever conceived.

Wow Streetlight Manifesto's new album was awesome, too bad it took them five years. And what was up with Keasbey Nights?

by santawert February 17, 2010

Manifest Destiny

The triumphant result achieved when one's beard hair connects with his chest hair. Only a few can achieve such greatness. May be shortened to "manifest."

My girlfriend left me because of my manifest destiny, but it was worth it.

That bitch just checked out my manifest. Bitches love the manifest.

by Manifest Destined June 15, 2011

Manatee

Tasty little motherfuckers. Best served with a side of sea turtle stew and something else a little more endangered.

Also: When you're doing a mondo fat chick and take a taco (green) shit on her face.

They don't call Manatees sea cows for nothin'.

You like that seaweed, don't you?

by Captain Dugong November 29, 2007