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Makalah

Makalah is sexy ass fly crip from Inglewood, yo bitch wish she could be her dhz
you wish you could be Makalah
by Wholelottadxpeshit May 18, 2024
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Mahalah

Mahalah
by Shadowblade4279 May 27, 2024
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manalytics

Manalytics (man-uh-li-tics)

When a man uses his perceived intelligence to understand the dynamics of situations that come up in his daily life. Moslty used to maximize efficiency, these deep and integrated analysis also give him a sense of comfort and control. This exercise is closely related to fractal thinking, which consists of dissecting and breaking down your thoughts to come up with the best and multiple solutions to a problem. Manalytics is a constant streaming flow of cognitive awareness, contemplation, reasoning that assist a man in navigating his and other peoples lives.

Examples: Manalyzing crowd line dynamics, traffic, fantasy football, tracking stats of life, comparing unit prices at the grocery store, packing a car for moving or a camping trip, and most efficient routes
- How did you guys get such good seats for that general admission concert?

- My husband used his manalytics to deduce that the door to the venue was on stage right and there was a log jam of people backed up. So we hugged the left side of the line and booked it to stage left and got up front.
by Mearth Man 3.0 August 10, 2024
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Manaljav

“Just” a man in finance, trust fund, 6’5!!!, blue eyes.

MJ is the kind of person who makes you believe being good is cool. Hardworking, caring, warm, funny. He carries a million thoughts in his head and still, always, makes space for the people he loves. He will show his feelings, not with grand words, with his actions, efforts, presence and attention.
Caring, humble, hardworking. He carries his parents’ best parts with him in everything he does. I am sure they are bery bery proud of him, for how he grew up to be.
He’s soft in all the ways that count, shows up in the ways that matter the most. The “hal n gadnaa, hair n dotroo” type.

A “certain individual” got very lucky to call him her partner. He’s the kind who says “he’s fine” when he’s burning up with a fever, in chilling weather, in a foreign country (he hates the cold), just so that certain spoiled individual can go shopping. The kind who gets shy to say “hairtaishu” in front of his friends, but always makes sure she feels it (tegeed zagnuulad heldeg ghguyu). In his consistency, In his efforts, In his affection, he makes sure she is loved, safe, assured and never ever alone. In the way he notices, remembers, and always puts her close to his heart.
To know him is to be loved in a way that feels soft, warm, and so so fun.

He is someone that deserves everything that he ever worked for and and all the love this world has to offer and more.
- what does an orange cat remind you of?
- Manaljav
-Wow, you're so tall!
- Yeah, im something of a "Manalaa" myself
- How locked in are you?
- "MJ" level ;)
by striitphotographer April 22, 2025
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Manalista

The term "Manalista" refers to members of the Pinoy home grown cult, Iglesia Ni Cristo of Felix Y. Manalo. The term specifically relates to their strong fanaticism of the Manalo clan and their leader. They are known to be dangerous and deceptive. Cultic behaviors are often observed such as threat and intimidation that sometimes leads to physical attacks. They are known to be shallow minded and lacks logical comprehension.
Lagi nalang nabubutata sa debate ang mga Manalista.
by INC Media.orgy January 15, 2026
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JohnPhilip Macalaguin

Philinpino version of Mario and Luigis Uncle. SHAVE YO MUSTACHE HOMIE.
when your mustache is not shaved after a couple of day and you look like a mexicano, like JohnPhilip Macalaguin
by youknowwhoiamhomieeson July 7, 2009
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