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zelmo the magician

a douche from the planet zarson who takes magic way to far; he has a small penis, only the size of a yu-gi-oh card

His most memorable magic was when he took a piss in the toliet and made it disappear
Zelmo the magician took a dump in the potty and made it disappear
by Patty December 10, 2004
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Magical Beat

This group has a nice mix of styles, reggae, soca, etc. In both Spanish and English, as most of the band members are from San Andrés and Providencia Islands. The residents of these tiny and exotic islands speak Caribbean English, despite they are Colombian territories, so Spanish is also spoken.
Hey, let's go dancing tonight, there's an electrical show of Magical Beat Band in Cartagena!
by Dino March 13, 2005
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MagicMarty

One of the few ignorant, uneducated fools that actually believes the most absurd and thoroughly debunked 9/11 conspiracy theories. Such as disgraced, fired ex-professor's JW idiotic directed energy weapon destroyed the WTC claim, even though proven by physicists to be impossible!
Hey, look at that 98 pound weakling with the tinfoil cap on his head. I heard he is the only member of the RU "truther" group. That poor, humiliated fool must be a MagicMarty!
by Truther Seeker October 6, 2008
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Magical Panty-Dropper Effect

1) What occurs when a dude sings a song, or sings a song and plays the guitar to a female so well, that the female becomes instantly wet and finds it nearly impossible NOT to drop her panties.

2) The reason why girls always go for the lead singer/guitarist and not the drummer.

Famous individuals that have this magical skill include Trey Songz, Bruno Mars & John Mayer
Maria instantly gave it up to Joe after he sang her that song. His voice has that magical panty-dropper effect.

Tim Duncan: "Hey where ya goin?"
John Mayer: "I got a show tonight."
Tim: "Aw damn, you about to get mad laid tonight!"
John: "Hell yea, my songs got that magical panty-dropper effect!"
by KeL.N November 26, 2010
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Magical Jungle Milk

I sucked down some magical jungle milk and now I have super powers! And aids...
by Meatswamp June 4, 2017
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Magical Poll Land

The 2nd most popular guild on Gaia Online. Known for lacking a significant number of competent mods, bandwagons, drama, and arrogant regulars who will all gang up on and flame the shit out of any user who attempts to speak his or her opinion, or gets into a fight with someone with a higher rank on the social hierarchy.

Is less fun than it used to be, filled to the brim with quest threads, and has been infested with furfags, newfags and regular fags.
I can be a retarded in Magical Poll Land and everybody will shit on me for it, even though they're just as retarded!
by Addison R. February 4, 2008
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Silent Magician

A light attribute spellcaster duel monster in Yu-Gi-Oh.
Paper Wii: Silent Magician is so kawaii~!
by Paper Wii May 19, 2011
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