MILF Helmet

The growing long of ones hair in order to secure a sexual encounter with a MILF. A practice usually undertaken by sexually frustrated Frenchmen.

Richard Hammond sports a fine MILF helmet (even though he's not French).

by Orange sailor October 19, 2011

milf

Mom I'd Like to Fuck.

Dipshit: "Dude, look at that chick. She's a straight up MILF!"

Someone With Actual Human Intelligence: "Aw, gross. That's YOUR mom, you fucking dumbass."

Dipshit:"Why the hell do you think I said 'MILF'?"

Someone With Actual Human Intelligence: "I'm fuckin' done bro.

by XenoFoxOfficial August 8, 2016

mildly infuriating

its really infuriating to deal with or see but it not to the point of anger so you live with the constant burden of knowing there is an imperfection somewhere around the world that you saw and can never fix.

"hey want to see something mildly infuriating", "yeah" "look at the base... it doesn't move but the blades are wobbling. it will stay like that forever."

by XXX_G@m3rGuy$_XXX January 1, 2020

Milf Milker

A man who is attracted to lactating moms, because he is obsessed with drinking breast milk straight from the tap.

"Why's he hooking up with her?... she just someone else's kid about a month ago."

" Didn't you know?... Bobby's a real Milf Milker."

by C-Money666 January 12, 2020

MILF

man I love frogs

A: do you love frogs?
B: MILF.

by idk i just want to write sum March 14, 2021

milf

Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck. Any woman (usually a celebrity) with young children who is sexually desirable.

"That Susanna Hoffs out of the Bangles is a right milf"

by World of Weird July 10, 2003

milf man

Someone who is extremely obsess with hunting mothers and devotes his life into thinking he can get any whether online or real life.

Scape Clone2 is a milf man because he devotes his life on getting MILFs in a popular MMO game called RuneScape! If you see this kid, don't let him near your MOM!!

by Tokenss January 25, 2009