sucks mass balls

Refers to the undesirableness of any specific activities. The origin comes from the uncomfortable act of performing fellatio to someone with an oversized scrotum.

Erin did not want to clean the inside of a dirty oil tank because she says it sucks mass balls.

by /<razy /<anuck January 23, 2009

critical mass

When something reaches the threshold of it's limits. This can apply to things, people, events, or concepts.

At the party, John told Sue the room had reached critical mass and asked if she wanted to go outside.

by WEW August 29, 2007

Bloodmouse Mass-Grave

That weird, rectangular container found next to the toilet in your office? The one that smells faintly of iron? That's a Bloodmouse Mass-Grave. The place where ladies throw their spent Dracula's Teabags. In the war on menstruation, there are many casualties, so let us spare a thought for all those Bloodmice who have met a sticky end so that women can wear white pants while queefing Clots in the workplace.

One time at work, I went to the bathroom to take a shit, when I slipped on a puddle by the sink... I crashed head-first into the Bloodmouse Mass-Grave and caused the contents to spill over me.... I looked like "Swamp-Thing", if he'd been painted dark-red. To make matters worse, I was persued by bears all the way home...

by Poppa Boogaloo January 8, 2012

Ceraphin Corporation (Mass Media)

Ceraphin Corporation (stylized as Ceraphin Corporation) is a known as a Private Entertainment Organization, Publisher, and Mass Media Company owned by Werley Nortreus (50%) and The Nortreus Family (50%). Ceraphin Corporation owns and controls many brands or companies in a variety of businesses, including magazines, food & beverage, record label, tv network, radio network, sports outlets, newspapers, movies outlets, theaters, arenas, movies productions, and music outlets. Multiple sources said that Ceraphin Corporation generates $2.5 Million USD as revenue during the years of 2015 to 2017. The company owns more than 20+ brands worldwide that are operating in Canada, USA, Haiti, Dominican Republic, France, Africa, and the UK.

Did you know that Ceraphin Corporation (Mass Media) generates $2.5 Million USD revenue?

by Mikee Brown November 1, 2018

midnight mass

For all the bad Catholics out there who only go to mass on midnight Christmas Day because they skipped every Sunday mass prior. The church is usually packed out to capacity.

"When was the last time you went to church"
"It doesn't matter. I'll make it up by going to midnight mass"

by KyleReese April 9, 2009

J-mass

A person who constantly ditches or bails on plans or friends, typically for a girl who is a snake or gold digger. Often times they share a room at ones parents house.

I cant belive j-mass is ditching his buds and missing the races!

Friend 1: lets hang out this weekend
Friend 2: i cant, going to the lake with my new girl
Friend 1: your whipped!
Friend 2: crys and loses friends

by #3OrDie July 19, 2018

weapons of mass deception

Large protruding breasts which are used by women to get their way

I tried to be strong then she flashed me her weapons of mass deception

by Barny July 9, 2003