MAP

Short for Matt Pat

Hey looks it's MAP

by MatthewPatthew January 14, 2021

follow the map to Stalingrad

Instead of travelling 'round the world like gypsies and pirates, figuring out a plan of action, and sticking to it, before undertaking anything of scale

If you don't want to suffer the consequences of having done something retargerous, why not simply follow the map to Stalingrad?

by Sexydimma September 12, 2016

spaghetti map

Someone who is trying to describe something that is literally retarded

This department is like a spaghetti map

by Jmart86 November 10, 2020

MAP

M.A.P or MAP is an acronym used by sick fucks who are Pedophiles and who do not like being called such.

MAP stands for Minor Attracted Person, a person sexually are non-sexually attracted to minors (People under the legal age of consent). A MAP could like any minor from a literal fucking infant fresh out of the womb to a 17 year old. If you meet or know anyone that identifies as a MAP they are without a doubt a pedophile.

Guy 1: I’m coming out of the closet as a MAP. I like minors!!!

Guy 1 was soon exiled from society and starved to death.

by AnonymouslyStupid September 17, 2023

Teenage google maps reviewer

A stupid 15 year old who uses google maps as a joke and writes fake and stupid reviews on google maps because he thinks he is being funny yet still gets many upvotes for his reviews because everyone else on the site finds his dumb sense of humor funny. Is usually a high level local guide with hundreds of reviews.

Bro this one guy on google maps has written 300 reviews and all of them are just fucking with people and have no actual substance, he gave the liberty bell 1 star because it was broken, he is such a teenage google maps reviewer.

by Free v bucks generator troll February 23, 2023

Red dot on the map

When someone becomes a known sex offender.

I’m curious about our neighbor. He’s a red dot on the map. Wdym? When someone becomes a known sex offender.

by B-rizzle June 21, 2025

map of ireland

The damp patch left after having sex

After I pulled out, neither of us wanted to sleep on the map of ireland.

by Spike74 December 30, 2017