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Magnus=Ginger
Friend 1: "I want to die"
Friend2: "Why"
Friend1 : "cuz im a Magnus"
by magnusLOVER69 November 20, 2019
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Magnus

Magnus is fucking cool and motherfucka handsome. Everybody wants to bee like him. He is also a pussy magnet. The woman’s can’t do anything else then fuck him. Magnus has cool clothes, it is pretty tough to be a magnus because everybody wants to steel his clothes.
“I am a virgin

“Okey so I guess you are not a magnus?”
“No I am a Jonas”
“Okay I understand
by Skkrtboy December 12, 2019
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Magnuphobia

A phobia acquired after facing Magnus Carlsen (FIDE: 2872 | December 2019) in chess and lose the game.
A self-described "obsessive learner" Max Deutsch challenged grandmaster Magnus Carlsen to a game of chess. He suffers from Magnuphobia after a total defeat and never appeared again.
by markjovan123 December 31, 2019
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Magnus

The name for those who are sorely lacking in brain cells.
"I scored a twelve out of sixty two on a maths test"
"you my sir are a Magnus, prepare to be beaten"
by legit-just-bees May 8, 2020
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if you dont poop alot you're not magnus
by Ostelars May 26, 2020
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magnusvaleria

They do sum pretty nasty things together and Magnus swears he still doesn’t like her but he actually does 🤫
Magnusvaleria r pretty nasty
by The very reliable source October 23, 2020
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Magnus

Magnus rolls a 20.
by somebody that i used to know:( October 28, 2020
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