I’m feeling a certain way 

When someone says that they are feeling a certain way they mean they are horny. THEY WANNA FUCK YOU!

Hey babe I’m feeling a certain way

I’m feeling a certain way by Goth.boi December 5, 2017

I'm like a boss burn

1) A challenged young whipper snapper, who get's clue's alot in his friends party's!

2) Ask's to do Gamebatte's every 5 minutes!

3) De derp de durpede durr!

1) Hey guy's I'm going to subway! "I'm like a boss burn"
2) Hey Nepo can we do a Game-battle? NO....

3) I like to read books with colors! "I'm like a boss burn"

I'm like a boss burn by Nepovjerenje March 7, 2012

i'm not a player 

Meaning you're not a slut, you just love sex. A lot.

Yo, my nigga I'm not a player, I just love to fuck a lot

i'm not a player by Yourgurllmkutie November 3, 2014

I'm in a gender of my own 

There are only 2 genders, you can't be anything else. I don't care if you sexually identify as an Apache Helicopter it doesn't count.

"I don't fit in the two genders, I'm in a gender of my own"

"No you're not, you either have a dick or you have a pussy, there is no in between."

I'm in a gender of my own by GroovyReater4 January 23, 2017

I'm not a cop

Typically used by professional undercover agents, the phrase "I'm not a cop", gives the impression that you are totally not a cop.

The phrase has assisted the force in infiltrating and capturing thousands of high value targets involved in drug and human traffic.

Mostly used as a persuasive tactic or a reassuring statement to mask his identity in sting operations.

Totally not a Cop: "yo wassup', you guys know where I can find some of the good dope" , "I'm not a cop"

Crook 1: *pulls out gun*

Crook 2: *pulls out gun*

Crook 3: *pulls out gun*

Crook 4: *pulls out gun*

Crook 5: *pulls out gun*

Gang leader: *in a totally re assuring voice* "you came to the right place, let me show you around"

I'm not a cop by INKREFIED October 1, 2019

I’m not a doctor 

Preliminary sentence spoken by authority figure before any bizzare utterance to imply that any subsequent nonsensible ignorant ravings are just common sense irrespective of what the slaves to ‘Big Pharma’ keep saying.

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I’m not a doctor, but X-rays, they cause mutations right? So why not expose people full of covideo19 viruses to a bunch of X-rays? Maybe we could turn the viruses into herpes, or something else harmless that we all have?

I’m not a doctor by gnostic3 April 25, 2020

I'm Just a Bill 

The Bill is one of the main characters from Schoolhouse Rock, who is often used for toilet paper in his spare time when he's not waiting to become a law.

I'm just a Bill, Yes-I'm only a Bill, and I'm sitting here on Capitol Hill...

I'm Just a Bill by JeffyFanatic5000 October 16, 2021