Have you ever had a locally sourced rimjob?
Locally sourced rimjobs taste better than from those from foreign countries.
Locally sourced rimjobs taste better than from those from foreign countries.
by ForeignSourcedRimmer August 17, 2025
Get the Locally Sourced Rimjobmug. When you consider someone a friend, based on location.
when they live close by you will hangout and see them, if they ever move away, goodbye have a nice life.
Not good enough friends to even consider travelling to visit.
when they live close by you will hangout and see them, if they ever move away, goodbye have a nice life.
Not good enough friends to even consider travelling to visit.
Since *fucktard* moved to *shitholetown* I really lost touch, too bad its 45 minutes away.
He was really just a Local Friend.
He was really just a Local Friend.
by SurfingChef March 12, 2010
Get the Local Friendmug. Peers or anyone around you that follow everyone. They have black and white checkered vans, or roll with the crowd. They get starbucks often, and have basic instagram captions that everyone uses. For example one can be "Summer should get a speeding ticket" and they would have on their CHECKERED VANS and have starbucks on a beach doing a pose with friends at sunset. They also have no personality and just seem bland.
Stephanie: "Did you see Angela's new Instagram post with Britanny?"
Monica:"Yeah, their such locals."
Monica:"Yeah, their such locals."
by TeaKeey March 20, 2019
Get the Localsmug. I really love Local 58. It really makes me want to take a drive in the dead of night. And my destination is behind me. It's getting closer.
by Stupid dumbass motherfuckercum March 3, 2022
Get the Local 58mug. A bu**s**t crazy-a** rule dat a municipality thoughtlessly imposes on its citizens and anyone else who visits said locale, and fanatically enforces said directives with heavy weaponry.
Two comically-absurd examples of a local ordnance are the obviously-copycats-of-each-other animated shorts "Pink Panzer" and "Suppressed Duck" --- in both films, absurdly-large/heavy firepower is employed merely to maintain/enforce a boundary-line.
by QuacksO August 26, 2019
Get the local ordnancemug. Someone who is a sick ass foo, usually smoked out from some kind of substance whether it be Marijuana or something harder, they will likely be too smoked out to function and will be on a complete sick one at all times.
Do you see that tweaked out foo walking down the street with his socks to his knees, that's a smoked out local.
by OG Logi July 19, 2024
Get the smoked out localmug.