loaded

Having a large amount of "bling",
drugs, or other expensive item.

Shit dawg! You loaded wit dat crack!

by Smithy August 28, 2004

loading the musket

Another name for Kids in Sandbox, the sexual practice of ramming a foreign object into a man's penis for sexual pleasure. Named so for the way a musket is loaded by ramming the shot and gunpowder down the barrel, before rifles and magazines came into play.

"Even thinking of that video of the chick loading the musket makes my penis sad."

by Bobble April 4, 2006

loaded

meaning, getting really messed up, like you are really high. or stoned.

man, i saw that bitch, he was real loaded

by the cock master August 30, 2004

Old Ladies in a Bath Tub

A terrible taste much like that you would find if you scooped out some bath water from the tub in which old ladies were bathing!

Who wants to do that? Not I.
Note that this bath water contains senile old lady germs. Which are no fun.

I aint payin for this here coolatta. It tastes like OLD LADIES IN A BATH TUB.

by Wilkinmyass January 19, 2011

loaded

1) Rich
2) Full featured

Why is Jenny going out with that asshole? - He's loaded!

The mac I bought last night is totally loaded!

by kainam August 29, 2004

loading a musket

When you take a release fecal matter into a girl's vagina and shove it in with your penis.

Dude, I couldn't come over last night because I was busy loading a musket

by Pampowncake March 17, 2011

Loaded

When you are so triggered that you just can not even express your triggeredness.

Wow, after that class I am loaded.

I hate Mrs. Becky, she makes me so loaded.

Mrs. Hipp does not even know what loaded means, what a loser!

by Kaylarifi March 29, 2017