Lot Lizard

A male or female prostitute that frequents truck stop lots, parking lots, etc.

"That truck stop in Buffalo is filled with Lot Lizard's."
"That guy gets a ton of Lot Lizards."
"They are a bunch of Lot Lizards, you know they're trucker suckers, hookers who hang around the rest stops and truck stops and have sex for money with the truckers and travelers that stop there for gas."

by TheTrueIlluminati April 13, 2019

beach lizard

Old people on the beach wearing speedos or bikinis that have had a bit too much sun in their life so their skin looks like tanned leather.

Get a load of that beach lizard.

by Randy R Randleman August 7, 2020

Lot Lizards

The women of the place, Iowa Lot, and believe it or not, Iowa Lizard Lots, because they work there too. If they front you their services, try not to go back to the places like Iowa Lot because you don't have enough money to pay them all. I better duck. Here comes one now!

Quincy: "Leave a note for the lot lizards of the place, Iowa Lot, that someone wrote "Iowa Lizard Lots" in the places like Iowa Lot!"

Cornelius: "Was it Idaho Yudaho?"

Quincy: "No. More like a Heedaho Sheedaho!"

Cornelius: "Oh. It must be one of them damn Oklahomasexuals again!"

Quincy: "Yep!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 13, 2023

shit lizard

A person who is cool to the point of sickness. Everything to this guy is low-key and manageable even if goals aren't likely to be reached.

"Dude, he lives with his mom and sleeps in the basement. Man, what a shit lizard!"

by GameUniverso June 4, 2018

Lasso the lizard

When a female aggressor takes charge in the bedroom while Sesame Street is on.

See also, lasso the chameleon.

Pat said Lichelle couldn’t wait to lasso the lizard.

1 lizard - ah ah ah - 2 lizard...

by Lizard1969 June 9, 2018

Lot Lizard

A Mexican named Tomas Garcia who lives in Discovery Bay. He frequently performs lot lizard activities in shopping mall plazas in a electric vehicle.

There goes the Lot Lizard.

by A BigOl' Boi June 24, 2022

Lot Lizard

Men that hang out in the parking lots of parks or forest preserves looking for other men to have relations with in the woods. usually they back into parking spaces to make it obvious to other lot lizards their intentions

when you go to griffith park stay clear of the lot lizards

by Uberism June 20, 2010